“@NeoYokel i gonna look at flea markets and thrift stores and mayb get some hand-me-downs from relatives bc all my family lives around here. i will furnish this apartment so help me god”

“@NeoYokel just bought an apartment in iowa city! i’m looking to furnish it with cute antiques + eclectic finds”

“@sentreh ⌚

“doing my usual power walk to the supermarket and my watch asks if i'd like to track my "outdoor run"”

“@NeoYokel just bought an apartment in iowa city! i’m looking to furnish it with cute antiques + eclectic finds”

“doing my usual power walk to the supermarket and my watch asks if i'd like to track my "outdoor run"”

“@sentreh ⌚

“furniture costs money *uncontrollable weeping*”

“@NeoYokel i gonna look at flea markets and thrift stores and mayb get some hand-me-downs from relatives bc all my family lives around here. i will furnish this apartment so help me god”

“@NeoYokel never been to an estate sale how do i find one??”

“@NeoYokel ooooo according to this site there’s a couple in cedar rapids pretty soon… i will be Looking!!!”

“furniture costs money *uncontrollable weeping*”

“It’s difficult to overstate the degree to which Balls Twitter has made this app good again”

“Let’s Go! @ Anytime Fitness Columbia, MO North https://t.co/jygZvozPHw”

“It’s difficult to overstate the degree to which Balls Twitter has made this app good again”

“Let’s Go! @ Anytime Fitness Columbia, MO North https://t.co/jygZvozPHw”

“Finished recording my presentation! 36 minutes of raw audio that I need to get to 19 minutes. After that I'll do a little birthday stream, just to chat with folks.”

“Craigslist is just never going to change it’s design is it.”

“Craigslist is just never going to change it’s design is it.”

“I’m not attracted to Megan Fox. I’m sorry to everyone that I’ve hurt or betrayed with this news.”

TurboTax used to hide its free version from search engine results. The IRS is stopping this.

“Go directly and straight to Hell”

“https://t.co/w0vTAPl2RX”

“Not attracted to Rihanna either. I’m sorry again to be an extreme let down of man https://t.co/To3T5PKsTq”

“Go directly and straight to Hell”

“I’m not attracted to Megan Fox. I’m sorry to everyone that I’ve hurt or betrayed with this news.”

“There's a lot of offensive things in the world, but few more offensive than blog posts from corporate engineers sitting on literal mountains of beanbags of open-sourced communal effort that lets their hellscape site function and musing that they MAY open their tin can of sauce”

“Not attracted to Rihanna either. I’m sorry again to be an extreme let down of man https://t.co/To3T5PKsTq”