“Amazing feature: https://t.co/pFPL32tYif”

“https://t.co/TMuredkbm2”

“This is a nice look at how he arrived in the notes like nw fwiw ymmv irl yolo.”

“I love my cutie gf so much”

“Amazing feature: https://t.co/pFPL32tYif”

“https://t.co/TMuredkbm2”

“my secret to success? I start every day with an unending 10-minute scream about current events before i settle into work”

“Whether or not you celebrate Rosh Hashanah, I wish you a good, sweet, healthy year with many more sweet years to follow. I wish us all a world of peace, justice, and mercy, an earth where climate change is minimal, and COVID is no longer a crisis. May women take over Texas.”

“dreamt last night that twitter added a feature that automatically attached an image to every tweet and that image would try to match the emotion the tweet seems to radiate most posts had this image”

“@NeoYokel i will i promise ❤️❤️❤️”

“look at my dog”

“the writer (left) and the fact checker on any given draft”

“when he doesn’t know even a SINGLE star wars character >>>”

“John Mulaney’s biggest error was accidentally cultivating a fan base of people that don’t fuck”

“While doing an interview with a reporter about NFTs, I came up with a metaphor. He liked the metaphor, but he got reassigned away from the story to other issues of the day (there are a lot, aren't there) and the interview and metaphor went nowhere. The metaphor is CLOWN TOWN.”

“··..make a wish with me · · · music ahhhh!!:))..·· https://t.co/FCZryrvg7N”

“I think having sent this message means I’ve reached true adulthood, don’t text”

“you've had better coffee but there's just something about these baristas that's got you hooked”

“The creator economy and what I'm actually listening to right now and what I'm actually listening to:”

“··..make a wish with me · · · music ahhhh!!:))..·· https://t.co/FCZryrvg7N”

“I think having sent this message means I’ve reached true adulthood, don’t text”

“Researching youtube and twitch trends now https://t.co/7owiVzF47i”

“the writer (left) and the fact checker on any given draft”

“you've had better coffee but there's just something about these baristas that's got you hooked”

“There’s now a Beta Beat channel for discussing the beta of Runestone, my upcoming text editor for iOS and iPadOS, over at the Club MacStories+ Discord 😃 The Club MacStories+ Discord launched recently but it’s already an active community of very kind people.”

“There’s now a Beta Beat channel for discussing the beta of Runestone, my upcoming text editor for iOS and iPadOS, over at the Club MacStories+ Discord 😃 The Club MacStories+ Discord launched recently but it’s already an active community of very kind people.”

‎Technology · 2021

“.@gamerfrommars deserves an award It's been difficult to not post pretty much every thumbnail he's made on here lol”

“nobody's ever ripped the main UI font out of the first Jak & Daxter game or identified it”

“The Jay-z dinner meme has been on this platform for like 6 years and now it’s getting popular???”