“Time to go racing at the Nürburgring! Follow the action, and all the exploits of @Garage_59 and Oman Racing with @OfficialTFSport, LIVE from the penultimate round of the @GTWorldChEu Endurance Cup here: https://t.co/YXwQxa7M5b #AstonMartin #Vantage #GTWorldChEu”

“Just taking a moment to appreciate that we can manage TestFlight groups from the App Store Connect app. That’s a need I have surprisingly often. Thanks to whoever at Apple build that.”

“Android users — beware! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️”

“『宵』”

“JUSTINBIEBER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“＼　 ヽ　 ｜　 /　　／ 　＼　ヽ　｜　/　 ／ ＼　　　　　　　　　／ 　　わ た し で す ＿　　　　　　　　　　＿ 　　　　／￣＼ ―　　 ｜^ｏ^｜　　 ― 　　　　＼＿／ ￣　　　　　　　　　￣ 　／　 /　｜　ヽ　＼ ／　　/　 ｜　 ヽ　 ＼”

“Google dot corn”

“The Hippopotamus Club, Buenos Aires, Argentina, 1991. My God, what a weekend of disco-infused debauchery.”

In Science Fiction Studies #5 (1975), Stanislaw Lem wrote an article, translated from the Polish by Robert Abernathy, describing, analyzing, and challenging the work of Philip K. Dick (up to that p…

“@NeoYokel https://t.co/pwNZpjAn5D”

“have no real insight as to why i got this push notification but i do appreciate it”

“have no real insight as to why i got this push notification but i do appreciate it”

“when my kpop boys photo dump on Instagram all at once”

“In a 1993 study of language acquisition, 9-month-old babies were found to pay more attention to words read to them in their mother tongue than in another language—suggesting they learn the sounds needed to speak their native language long before they are actually able to do so.”

“when my kpop boys photo dump on Instagram all at once”

“don’t you go getting any ideas Frank”

“don’t you go getting any ideas Frank”

“this dog learned how to turn an Xbox off to annoy their owner. He’s like “yeah, what you gonna do about it mate?” 😂 https://t.co/7gyTqmjwuI https://t.co/vwNZOVKILB”

“In 19th century slang, a WOMAN-DANGLER was a lecherous man who would hound the women he was interested in.”

“Today’s edition: I’m trying a new notes app, and giving it ~100MB of existing notes in my iCloud folder. My device is taking a few minutes to download the notes to my phone. It’s obvious that nobody has tested the “what if all the notes haven’t downloaded instantly” case. 😖”

“Quick reminder that if you don’t test your service on slow networks or devices, it’s probably broken in ways you don’t realise. Not everyone has a fibre connection or a top-of-the-range MacBook Pro. They shouldn’t be prerequisites to use your site.”

“Listen I know one of you has that pic of Joe Biden dunking his balls in Trump's mouth send it right now”

“A word dating from the 1600s, to DISPERSONATE someone is to remove a right they themselves should have personal control over.”

“@NeoYokel hmm https://t.co/dmB7rlLCsM”

“one of the most guarded secrets in the web dev/cloud fucker community: iTunes for Windows' network testing utility is still the fastest and most accurate in the biz!”

“😘 https://t.co/o2MqiK8CH2”

“HEARTWILD https://t.co/26BVyqH5Xj https://t.co/PEclJDxBTT”