“Ruffles. #Sydney #coast #waves”

“Joe Rogan has definitely turned more conservative people onto progressive ideas than vice versa”

“as a reminder i DID recover my entire SC backup so im secretly making music again >:) maybe i'll actually have something out this year”

“Ruffles. #Sydney #coast #waves”

“@jab50yen @BigGayRapper”

“@jab50yen @BigGayRapper”

“New York City is a soup”

“@nutsicle He was the best dad.”

“@nutsicle This is my father.”

“@nutsicle He was the best dad.”

“@nutsicle This is my father.”

“How character customization be for black people on video games 😂💀🎮 https://t.co/3pvMpI47PD”

“How character customization be for black people on video games 😂💀🎮 https://t.co/3pvMpI47PD”

“Introducing Safety Mode. A new way to limit unwelcome interactions on Twitter. https://t.co/xa5Ot2TVhF”

“"Bro look up goatse with safety mode off XD" https://t.co/uPmzdbLeMe”

“right noooow we're going into the dirt https://t.co/8b0RmwePNJ https://t.co/8b0RmwePNJ https://t.co/8b0RmwePNJ https://t.co/8b0RmwePNJ https://t.co/8b0RmwePNJ https://t.co/8b0RmwePNJ https://t.co/8b0RmwePNJ https://t.co/qgTuIwhTBJ”

“The new @ClubMacStories Discord community has made its first AV Club selection. We’ll be reading ‘Ikigai: The Japanese Secret to a Long and Happy Life,’ discussing it in the community, and holding a special live Town Hall audio chat about it in September. https://t.co/XRYaVhM3CO”

“joe rogan deserves to die for his run as the worst mma commentator of all time”

“#SuperFollowsLaunch hosted by @esthercrawford @sferik @SuperFollows @rishair @morganblocky @Layalbrown @jtwdesign Join @KirstenAlana @EPro @retromauro @RossanaWyatt @MrDre_ @IssaKhari @reggiemurphy @JuliaImanX @debsYJhill @yocodejames @_andrewlyons + https://t.co/3fT3Eia5NU”

“buying a "flushlight" (toilet”

“Wish I was watching a documentary about the Japanese auto industry right now”

“I've long been afraid of launching our own community. But honestly, the @ClubMacStories Discord has been such a lovely, fun, useful place to hang out in so far. We have picked this book for our first AV Club session, and I can't wait to dig in. https://t.co/lu8TE0VC7r”

“Alongside the likes of WHEREAS and WHEREIN, English also has the adverbs: WHEREOVER (‘on top of which’) WHEREUP (‘up which’) WHERESOME (‘at whatever place’) WHERENIGH (‘near to which’) WHEREWITHOUT (‘outside which’) WHERETHROUGH (‘via which’) and WHERETILL (‘to the point that’).”

“good thing that the latter has made the former much harder to do : )”

“Recording a podcast reminds me how much better I am at this job than the day job. Brutal.”

“there is something in the hyvee potato salad. Theres something in it that makes me want to eat it until i die”

“You’re invited. Learn more about the #MicrosoftEvent: https://t.co/tpK3TB8Xxb”

“oh my god this is the first good pic of myself I've taken in the field this year”