“You're famous and have been awarded the highest honor of designing your of mcdonalds celebrity meal. What is it. You can't use off-menu ingredients but you can get creative within those bounds”
“pros: a lot of things
cons: A brand new custom anxiety where i don’t have a separation from my workplace and my home where i normally relax & unwind but now constantly have paranoia in the middle of the night on Saturday that i’m supposed to be working and i’m distracted https://t.co/7lPrU85WPT”
“Done absolutely no work today because something is constantly tripping the circuit breaker in our flat. We've turned off everything except for one room (they're at work) so the search is paused”
“somebody tweeted that men don’t know anything about eyebrows & now i’m sick to my stomach, panicking. what the fuck am i supposed to be doing with them. i will do it.”