“Mom got me some shades for my birthday.”

“Tf is this?”

“Mom got me some shades for my birthday.”

“Tf is this?”

“Done absolutely no work today because something is constantly tripping the circuit breaker in our flat. We've turned off everything except for one room (they're at work) so the search is paused”

“somebody tweeted that men don’t know anything about eyebrows & now i’m sick to my stomach, panicking. what the fuck am i supposed to be doing with them. i will do it.”

“https://t.co/B4cCqgLNze”

“Relive a timeless classic… “Will you make me a sandwich?” Remastered in stunning HDR “No more hugs, Will.” The series that shaped a generation”

“https://t.co/B4cCqgLNze”

“100,000 YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!! https://t.co/IP2Qmi5h76”

“#aluminum #aluminium (is this vaguely reassuring or vaguely stressful?)”

“I have been rejected for mentioning unreleased OS versions/features at least 5 times. I’d like to believe they made a policy change, but I’m going to just assume this one slipped through.”

“is there a service that will just mail me things I have to print? #dearlazyweb”

“#aluminum #aluminium (is this vaguely reassuring or vaguely stressful?)”

“I have been rejected for mentioning unreleased OS versions/features at least 5 times. I’d like to believe they made a policy change, but I’m going to just assume this one slipped through.”

“First Pics of Heath Ledger as The Joker surface online! : http://tinyurl.com/2ycuq5”

“watchOS 8.0 Dev Beta 8 (19R5342a) has been released. #watchOS8 #watchOS8DevBeta8 #watchOS8Beta8”

“iOS 15 beta 8 is out”

“iOS 15 Beta 8 is now out over the air.”

“It's iOS 15 beta 8 time”

“iOS 15 Beta 8 has been released! Video coming shortly..”

“Thank you, @draftsapp, for the nice words and integration of @FlickType!🤩”

“iOS 15 Developer Beta 8 has been released by Apple! You can expect Public Beta 8 to be available within 3 hours. #iOS15DevBeta8 #iOS15Beta8”

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“Still cannot believe this was real”

“https://t.co/xecMpsmCdJ”

“As the sole developer of MacStories’ all-new software stack, I’m so excited to finally be able to talk about the technical details. Federico and John let me go wild here. 🤓 Building Calliope: A Technical Journey Through MacStories’ Big Software Project: https://t.co/byqkQjdPB6”

“watchOS 8.0 Dev Beta 8 (19R5342a) has been released. #watchOS8 #watchOS8DevBeta8 #watchOS8Beta8”

“iOS 15 beta 8 time. Last one before the GM?”

“iOS 15 beta 8 is out”