“@textfiles “Jason Scott Interpretive Dances His Way Out Of It””

“What if we kissed at the table at Texas Roadhouse reserved for the 13 servicemen who died in the Kabul airport bombings 🥺👉🏻👈🏻”

“lord these men you sent to protect us are developing parasocial relationships with podcast hosts lord”

“My reasonable assumption is that if my ability to speak is cut off, I will immediately develop superhuman abilities in art and writing. New novel drops in October”

“Just found out one of the (rare) side effects of a medication I'm about to start taking is loss of voice. This could be interesting”

“Apple will literally make its iPhone Messages app talk to SPACE before it will allow it to talk to RCS servers here on earth lol. https://t.co/uBepyhWnpj”

“what if your bank was gay”

This 1972 Datsun 240Z was modified for use in the BGMS class of SCTA-sanctioned land speed competitions prior to its acquisition by the selling dealer in 2012. The Toyota 2JZ-GTE inline-six was rebuilt in 2020 and is equipped with a single Borg Warner turbocharger, a custom intercooler, a dry sump system, and AEM Infinity 7 ECU.

“And The Onion does it again.”

“Very helpful.”

“build it to understand it better”

The CSS Gradient Generator allows you to generate the CSS code for a linear or radial gradient with up to five colors.

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“I’ve got a great business idea for someone. Must have access to a horse.”

“what if your bank was gay”

“@NeoYokel i will!!!! ❤️❤️❤️”

“Datsun 240Z Land Speed race car with a 2JZ-GTE sold for $27,500 https://t.co/lL4QY6A0F3”

“for all the talk about video game platform holders doing jack shit for games preservation, by far the greatest offender in the history of video games is apple. they've burned the library of alexandria dozens of times over re: compatibility, and there is absolutely no recourse.”

“And The Onion does it again.”

“feels really difficult for anybody to prosper if they are not with their family or if they are not starting their own”

“i’m excited to get blackout iowa plates that say “COUCH” it’s gonna be awesome”

“Very helpful.”

“My elevator pitch is me just screaming "GARGOYLES!!!" at the top of my lungs, pushing every floor button and blocking the entrance of the elevator until that person either agrees to it on the spot or physically removes me from the premises”

“doing this with a lil web3 project rn https://t.co/GnYkjAPDbZ”

“Have a look at the complementary harmony for the color #F3EBE9. View as: 🌈 CSS Gradient https://t.co/5573vrqLoi 🔧 CSS text shadow https://t.co/ZW6TTNwOqI 🖌️ Color Bucket https://t.co/Iti6UUqlP1 #color #palette #CSS”

“Consumers spent $40 billion on ⁦@AppStore⁩ in first half of 2021. “That’s a cool $12 billion in Apple’s pocket, yet they can’t even add a report button on the App Store to report obvious scam apps” 💀 https://t.co/GBuj9L11QS”

“more shots by @JamesBaroz”

“Birthday present from myself came a few days early 🙂”

“more shots by @JamesBaroz”

“Birthday present from myself came a few days early 🙂”