“I know it's not happening (yet) but I want a Pixel Watch that can compete with the Apple Watch so damn badly”

“Bands today are trying to sound like the 80s and 80s bands are trying to sound like today”

“I am releasing Ted Lasso, Squid Game, and Tiger King themed NFTs.”

“Im sucking and fucking the blockchain right now”

“despite hating authorities my entire life and actively opposing them every chance i got.... it feels surprisingly good to be at the service of someone else”

“Ran to the gate for no reason”

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“iPadOS 15 and pulling indicators. These are Slide Over, Picture in Picture, and Quick Note. Can you tell them apart? I feel like a new design is needed for these.”

“From Botany Bay to the Flying Boats: Weird colonial propaganda in Australian schools, by @janetmanley https://t.co/THjXcedUR7”

“https://t.co/4cUw3ss96y”

“the insane neighbors of my parents that showed my mom pictures of local dead bodies are heavily anti vax. Who wouldve guessed”

“Ran to the gate for no reason”

“not afraid to call out this BS https://t.co/v0olwu47yG”

“how are you going to make a sample pack without at least providing a public demo of the pack”

“iPadOS 15 and pulling indicators. These are Slide Over, Picture in Picture, and Quick Note. Can you tell them apart? I feel like a new design is needed for these.”

“I learned from this amazing essay by @janetmanley that Australian parents dress their kids up in cute 'convict pyjamas' https://t.co/XeuARjH9up”

“mssngo into baile i’m fucking transcending https://t.co/AXYcvy81Jf”

“don’t listen too hard you can kinda hear me and olivia screaming the lyrics until i almost dropped my phone during the baile part lmao https://t.co/ua4nQI3qdD https://t.co/BkyMQjODbu”

“i sent this tweet whilst drunk at a waffle house”

“Yes I drove to Phoenix to see a band I used to listen to in Middle School. Shut up. https://t.co/s7To7D0bld”

“setting up my new laptop”

“da look 4 da cidercade”

“ok youtube”

“BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live”

“Yes I drove to Phoenix to see a band I used to listen to in Middle School. Shut up. https://t.co/s7To7D0bld”

“This looks like that….”

“It gives me life when someone on a reality show is using what could not more obviously be a MacBook but the show blurs the Apple logo anyway”

“It gives me life when someone on a reality show is using what could not more obviously be a MacBook but the show blurs the Apple logo anyway”

“This looks like that….”