“https://t.co/da7poyIDDr”

“i remember someone said following my twitter helped them learn some english and im like damn i really be teaching people 28 different ways to say cock and balls”

“this is what the usps does to deliver your packages https://t.co/SAYyEN44xz”

“{wingmanning my buddy} she’s more afraid of you than you are of her”

“Hey, anti-vaxxers, no one is trying to track your location. Do you really think Bill Gates needs to see you driving from your house to the Dollar General to the liquor store and back?”

“BRB buying Robinhood on Robinhood”

“With Toyota cutting ads and the Japanese public worried about a COVID super-spreader situation and athlete outbreaks already, I talk to IOC’s Dick Pound, who advises, well, chillaxing via @NYTOpinion https://t.co/i8amV7ccfG”

“writing a new children's book called "If you give a bunny a drink" where it's just me getting shitfaced from a single drink and blacking out in your bathroom after a successful pantry raid”

“Turns Out Russia Is Now Officially a Thing. Let's Dig In, Shall We?”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“@NeoYokel Aww thank you!”

“@NeoYokel @mattcassinelli @mikahsargent @UIKeyCommand Yeah, I mean, that’s kind of my point 😜”

“It's finally time to pay for Apple+. Should I? Will you? "We hope you are enjoying your complimentary access to Apple TV+. Starting July 25, your subscription will automatically renew for $4.99/month." #StreamingWars”

“It's finally time to pay for Apple+. Should I? Will you? "We hope you are enjoying your complimentary access to Apple TV+. Starting July 25, your subscription will automatically renew for $4.99/month." #StreamingWars”

“love epic @datafruits time https://t.co/hxcq8K0fRz”

“@NeoYokel @datafruits ITS SO FUNNNN”

“love epic @datafruits time https://t.co/hxcq8K0fRz”

“a manga about girls studying”

“2night in new york - free ✨ no crown and lower energy set 💕 streaming on @datafruits 🍉”

“Timetable for tonight ! 08:00 - 09:00PM - gossamarie @gossamarie 09:00 - 10:30PM - Fast Ram @fastram_ 10:30 - 11:30PM - lilienfeld @rbxbex 11:30 - 12:30PM - osmanthus b2b nguyendowsXP @osfragrans @Nguyendows_XP 12:30 - 01:30AM - dj speed limit 01:30 - 02:00AM - Ivy Hollivana”

“2night in new york - free ✨ no crown and lower energy set 💕 streaming on @datafruits 🍉”

“Lilienfeld up now ! https://t.co/8sNJnsPWaa”

“Timetable for tonight ! 08:00 - 09:00PM - gossamarie @gossamarie 09:00 - 10:30PM - Fast Ram @fastram_ 10:30 - 11:30PM - lilienfeld @rbxbex 11:30 - 12:30PM - osmanthus b2b nguyendowsXP @osfragrans @Nguyendows_XP 12:30 - 01:30AM - dj speed limit 01:30 - 02:00AM - Ivy Hollivana”

“@miiriya1 tweet like they wear black forces and eat Milky Way bars by choice 😂😂😂 They literally have nothing to lose. https://t.co/rdpPoTrTLC”

“When we say ‘yes all men’ this is what we mean https://t.co/SnmOybnSgQ”

“@xfree99x haunted files exist”

“Yo we in this room right now arguing what is y’all problem with Milky Way it is so good what is wrong with y’all tongues why don’t y’all wanna enjoy life https://t.co/hXNKSNidWY”

“This is fucking disgusting and absolutely not even shocking. I’ve worked with people who made rape jokes, then men, MARRIED MEN WITH DAUGHTERS laughed at it. Stop standing for this shit men. It’s not funny. Imagine someone talking like this about your mom, sister, daughter. https://t.co/KOQYdMR5N6”