“i like the idea of pissing in peoples mouths”

“@NeoYokel when you find the color halftone effect in photoshop”

“Did anyone else grow up thinking ‘men drive pickup trucks and everything else is either neutral or for women’”

“im eating my second egg salad sandwich of the day AND drinking my second chai latte of the day. Like an insane pervert”

“WE BACK! https://t.co/IP2Qmi5h76”

The latest Tweets from N/A (@XWEETOKSS). A walking detriment on the world's worst carousel. Icon - Sleepinpony

“https://t.co/EbkxHNSVc0”

“@NeoYokel Oughts-ass?”

“@its_menieb you know...joe”

“https://t.co/EbkxHNSVc0”

“thanks for over 500k plays on my soundcloud over the past decade!! thats a lot”

Hiya. I'm Akiba, a casual gamer from South Africa, idk how to speak

“thanks for over 500k plays on my soundcloud over the past decade!! thats a lot”

“MYSTERY and MUTE both come from the same root—‘myein’, a Greek verb meaning to shut. In the case of MUTE, the sense is of the mouth being kept shut. In the case of MYSTERY, it’s the eyes—as the original mysteries were secret rites only ever seen by a handful of initiates.”

“I should be allowed to hurt bad people”

“John macafee and trump off Twitter… shit is boring”

“test streaming swimmy game, also new url-> https://t.co/GihXMuMDVf”

“"American Exceptionalism" for the 21st Century, by @KateKizer https://t.co/7iRwQmFvWL”

“This week, The Verge is taking a closer look at technology and young people, starting with a series of four personal essays from young writers about the tech that's shaped their lives https://t.co/XtzQLvroKo”

“ms. big dick just landed in Baltimore baby”

“This Dude Found The Secret To Making The Jeep Liberty Cool https://t.co/wXoAzlhXBM”

Playground Games will broadcast a new stream in its "Let's Go" series today, revealing more details about the next game in the Forza Horizon series, Forza Horizon 5. It'll be the fourth video in the series, following on from the original launch show, a look at how the team captured the skies

“@Jalopnik Yes”

“How’s this for an exciting last lap! IMSA 1996 racing at Mosport @CTMPOfficial @IMSA https://t.co/ihnql9r5x9”

“FaceID didn’t work”

“Cowl shake like Emperor Palpatine disagreeing with a suggestion. https://t.co/zfY18DE5Nm”

“The latest #forzahorizon5 deep dive will cover the various regions and climates of the virtual Mexico 🇲🇽 https://t.co/grveGO78oT”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“@Jalopnik Cutting the structural roof off a unibody vehicle is a brilliant idea. Just wait until it folds itself in half.”