“stuart little fixated upon the advent of his doom”

“@NeoYokel wait five years”

“America will never end the pandemic. You can all stop arguing now. Pro mask, anti mask. Nobody cares. We live in 50 little countries where the borders are completely porous the entire time. Nothing matters and no one is listening. Take care!”

“beach day w bae @char_latte1996”

“love that my little cousin only ever wants to wear his underpants and glasses. hes 5 and he should live how he wants to”

“Can't wait to try this.”

“beach day w bae @char_latte1996”

“https://t.co/x1WoqngFKQ”

“screenplay writers wish they could think of shit like this”

“https://t.co/x1WoqngFKQ”

“I think every twitter war is basically between people whose bios say "things about their vibe" vs people whose bios say "things about what they do"”

“screenplay writers wish they could think of shit like this”

“My Amazon package came but it was already opened from the bottom. It’s pretty clear that the thief changed their mind once they saw what it was.”

“I’m in the outskirts of Bakersfield and I’ve already seen two stretched Hummer H2 limos. The second one had six wheels.”

“I saw a Toyota pickup towing a Toyota pickup (same generation) and a Ford Explorer towing a Ford Explorer (same gen).”

“There should be a version of golf where you just throw the ball. Everything else the same”

“UFO online live now https://t.co/cBgZH6Y1Pm @alienood777”

“My Amazon package came but it was already opened from the bottom. It’s pretty clear that the thief changed their mind once they saw what it was.”

“Mint hardcore powerbombed me today in front of some dude”

“You prefer to see the homepage of a blog to be:”

“@NeoYokel I'm just here for your sound effects. 🤣”

“@NeoYokel Yes.”

“They never tell u in school that sometimes if u wanna have sex ur gonna have to listen to man go on about baseball”

This is a tutorial video on how to use your Bluetooth keyboards and mice with your iPhone in IOS 13.

“I added just a smidge of, what appears to be, very simple Swift code and building this SwiftUI code went from < 1 sec to about 15 seconds. I’m really confused how this was ever allowed to be a thing and even more so how its still a thing.”

How to Connect & Use Wireless Keyboard to iPhone #WiFiKeyboard #iPhone #Bluetooth Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/mjtube11 Follow on Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/mjtube11 Follow on twitter: https://twitter.com/mjtube11 Website : http://www.bsocialshine.com

““VR is a bit like a rich white kid with famous parents: It never stops failing upward, forever graded on a generous curve, always judged based on its “potential” rather than its results.” — @davekarpf https://t.co/4QXHTLQPWi”

“i love croutons”