“Paging @robinsloan and @schlagetown https://t.co/TIB9RjTKdK”

“B is taking a nap and doesn’t feel good… but …. I need to play NieR…. And the PlayStation is in his room ….. should I …..take it and hook it up to my tv hopefully without making a sound ?”

“Breaking Bad Flag The blue is representative of the blue crystal meth, the purpose of the whole project. the pink is for Jesse Pinkman, a major player in the operation the white is for Walter White, the center of the whole thing.”

“Safari in iOS 15 has this wild new swipe gesture for opening a new tab https://t.co/epzWn4XvQp”

“@NeoYokel Yeah man, feel free. Idk how useful that reply will be but enjoy lol”

“@NeoYokel Social media was made for making the dumbest posts humanly possible, and fleets let me put godawful Yoda stickers and giant red text over a picture of a corndog”

“Oh my, what happened to Safari in iPadOS 15 beta 3? 😬 Tabs flying around more than before, distracting animations, new tabs now open on the right, but new links don't every time. Please, Apple, let us revert this design like on Monterey. This is bad. https://t.co/cD5Rv9siRy https://t.co/bw6Y45JbCG”

“Fleets were the best update this website got”

“We had big hopes for Fleets, but now it’s time to say goodbye and take flight with other ideas. Starting August 3, Fleets will no longer be available. More on what we learned and what's coming 👇 (1/4)”

“so true 💅”

“it is #NonBinaryDay and I look like shit but believe me when I say I'm real and gender is not ily hi bye”

“If this gets 20k likes, we’ll replace the paperclip emoji in Microsoft 365 with Clippy.”

“@NeoYokel i think mastodon is objectively a good idea but ive already heard stories of the furries that run mastodon circles deleting people’s accounts that had tons of posts just bc they didnt like them or disagreed with them. Definitely more of a furry problem than anything tho”

“@NeoYokel mastodon is basically just twitter except instead of an algorithm deleting your account it’s someone that doesn’t like you”

“i think my general advice for posting would be to ask yourself: "am i making bold claims in support of a narrative that i THINK might be true or do i have any actual, reliable evidence here"”

“people rlly try to opine on this site about 20th century history without knowing literally anything about anything”

“can you guys remove the rest of the website too https://t.co/GEJJEeVK4T”

“last year-plus has ruined my body but made me realize more than ever how my physical form is not the end all be all of description of self, but instead a canvas of expression that just so happens to be male-centric”

“so true 💅”

“It's absurd that Notion is free. That is all.”

“it is #NonBinaryDay and I look like shit but believe me when I say I'm real and gender is not ily hi bye”

“Whoa, that's a pretty substantial change to Safari in this new Monterey beta! I give Apple tons of credit for taking a big swing with this update, and even more credit for pivoting based on user feedback! https://t.co/c0KRX0iok1”

“If this gets 20k likes, we’ll replace the paperclip emoji in Microsoft 365 with Clippy.”

“Oh no, Apple removed the extra Add New Focus button in Control Center – anyone know the limit now? I suppose I did go overboard 😜”

“Oh no, Apple removed the extra Add New Focus button in Control Center – anyone know the limit now? I suppose I did go overboard 😜”

“fucken lost”

“new hair who dis”

“Windows 365 looks really interesting! https://t.co/cclsTe2L4n”

“fucken lost”