“@cosmepl rumble on a keyboard is so next level i need it”

“pc gamer thing that has NOT lived up to the hype that everyone always talks about is mechanical keyboarding. its harder to touch find home row and the keys arent clicky enough to justify that. maybe if they had hd rumble”

“@kajstrife Ok so uh I'm gonna need a dramatic reading of this for breakcore purposes.”

“Y’all too old to still be calling Africa a country”

“all tech is good if you are brave”

“im laughing so hard at... making a daily tally of any negs i receive and then posting their addresses”

“https://t.co/TgSzTsBzL3”

“https://t.co/TgSzTsBzL3”

“never forget the one time I told a girl on tinder I was a scorpio and then she unmatched me”

“@chicknraider @RealJoseph123 @iPhone13ProMax_ @SnazzyQ It is phenomenon where a twitter user tries to prove his/her opinion by getting more likes than the above tweet”

“@RealJoseph123 @iPhone13ProMax_ @SnazzyQ What is this whole "ratio" thing on twitter? I don't understand.”

“@SnazzyQ I still don’t understand why you’d by a mini over the SE. but I don’t really understand why anyone would buy any iPhone other than the SE.”

“iPhone mini denouncers have no place in my heart.”

“i wish i was a sunset”

“Yume Nigga”

“Somehow @RachaelQsick makes a conversation about the five stages of grief delightful and surprising. Please check out her @Radiolab episode - it's transfixing and deliciously weird. Produced/edited by @connordonevan/@patrickjaren @npratc https://t.co/6NPJAIdvmC”

“Surfing strikes me as being one of the more impossible sports”

“Just another day being unable to order takeout because iOS 15 Safari’s bottom bar makes this checkout button untappable. thanks Safari for not letting me have that bruschetta 😢 https://t.co/e23YTYzGM6”

“Towing on the M6. Any ideas?”

“If journalists are going to cut it in the next few years, y’all better not be afraid to throw down.”

“We hear there's another browser you can use with a more classic design 😉 https://t.co/Nt07uTQjS9”

“Towing on the M6. Any ideas?”

“But this protein shake will do”

“Tequila calling my name.”

“It seems kinda weird that we’re less than 2 months away (supposedly) from the new Apple Watch Series 7 and yet there are almost no rumors (let alone corroborative reports).”

“Me: Wants to run a city based sandbox game for players to run around in. Also Me: Let’s add in a Magic School and Guilds Also Also Me: Maybe stream or record it? *Imposter Me bursts in* Imp Me: NO! You don’t deserve or have the skills to do so! Sit down!”

“Microsoft have been doing great things in recent years, and there have been some huge advances in a lot of the ways we can manage stuff. But you know what's still a pita despite those improvements... Patching.”

“PSA: Even though it was meant to start yesterday, I was able to opt out of the unlisted-videos-going-private thing for my channel, there's an option for it if you go to your YouTube Studio channel content page and click the notice about the unlisted thing. I hope people do that!”