“@NeoYokel "that bitch runnin off uhh uhh vegetable oil..... power steering fluid"”

“donald duck does remember his combat service in World War 2. he still screams in his sleep”

“Podium! Congratulations to Gray Newell and Ian James for their first Pro-Am podium in the @GT4America. The @HeartofRacing23 Vantage GT4 finished second in class at Watkins Glen in Race 1. #AstonMartin #Vantage #GT4”

“Today is the only day you can retweet this”

“Y’all what the fuck is wrong with this city 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/kr7qH5PRSl”

“Adding to a coherent SDK for weaving annotation into any….”

“Podium! Congratulations to Gray Newell and Ian James for their first Pro-Am podium in the @GT4America. The @HeartofRacing23 Vantage GT4 finished second in class at Watkins Glen in Race 1. #AstonMartin #Vantage #GT4”

“Today is the only day you can retweet this”

“Y’all what the fuck is wrong with this city 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/kr7qH5PRSl”

“Best feature of iPhone hands down. Thank you Apple 🙏 ☺️”

“https://t.co/cAHm4tOxwx”

“even if i had $100,000 in my bank account i would still steal cat food”

“I can rotate an electron in my head with enough momentum to give it mass”

“Best feature of iPhone hands down. Thank you Apple 🙏 ☺️”

“I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why Apple didn’t release the iPad mini in the same colors as the new iMacs. In fact, if all of their devices came in those colors, I’d happily own a green MacBook Pro, blue AirPods, an orange iPhone, and maybe a purple or yellow iPad Pro?”

“https://t.co/cAHm4tOxwx”

“flashback to when Frank thought the Xbox was a bowl of water 🙃 https://t.co/1LMOpaZwZ4”

“@agiletortoise”

“Today I learned that 75 refugees from Afghanistan will be arriving in Montana. I strongly oppose the resettlement of these Afghan nationals in Montana.”

“If you Google “drafts”, do you get the Drafts site as the first result? Had not vanity searched in a while and was surprised it was the first result. Then I started wondering if it was just Google knowing my history even though I’m signed out.”

“flashback to when Frank thought the Xbox was a bowl of water 🙃 https://t.co/1LMOpaZwZ4”

“@agiletortoise”

“Navigation on iOS is getting steadily weirder over time. To navigate back 4 screens in an app I just had to: Swipe back, hit an X button, swipe down a bottom sheet, and swipe back again. It felt like a hame, but not a very fun one 😂”

“https://t.co/l75JxUhZUg”

“This is obnoxious.”

In this podcast from his series looking at some of what's new and notable in iOS 15, Thomas Domville introduces us to iCloud Private Relay. iCloud Private Relay ensures the Safari traffic leaving your device is encrypted - so no one can intercept and read it - and it puts all your requests through two separate internet relays. The result is that no one, including Apple, can see who you are or what sites you are visiting.

“Music festivals (and Vegas in general) smell a lot like smoke and weed”

“you're in her dms. i'm in her letterboxd demanding that she needs to reappraise the resident evil films.”