“Just saw an old man get carried away in his own home by a bunch of helium balloons 😫😫😫 he kidnapped a boyscout”

“philly ppl sound off - how’s the music scene there 👀”

“Now that wasn’t so hard, was it? https://t.co/MRWT17ehFr”

“It happened. Today I got an email from a PR company offering a man as a subject matter expert… on the book I wrote with @ceciliakang. Please, my dude, explain my book to me…”

“https://t.co/LbTAuRvWHJ”

“https://t.co/0Hr8RzCEre”

“@NeoYokel Oh shit lol”

“@oldking420 Based as shit. Manifest Destiny Universe”

“everybody is in a sort of convoluted arms race where they are trying to convince the other person that what they just sent them was "useful information" instead of actually figuring out how to do it i think”

“Homeowners for the first time!”

“Homeowners for the first time!”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“1991 500E 🔥 #W124 @PrestigeSurrey”

“https://t.co/da7poyIDDr”

“we need more sports like this :D :D :D https://t.co/zGtolFLomB”

“BRB buying Robinhood on Robinhood”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“Mint #Qship https://t.co/1sAlb8SuDP”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“@NeoYokel what if you ask for like 5 dollars, would they just give it, that's a steal for them”

“@NeoYokel just one”

“@NeoYokel its so they can shrink the trucks and put them on treadmills. this is now a sport in the olympic”

“https://t.co/da7poyIDDr”

“i remember someone said following my twitter helped them learn some english and im like damn i really be teaching people 28 different ways to say cock and balls”

“this is what the usps does to deliver your packages https://t.co/SAYyEN44xz”

“{wingmanning my buddy} she’s more afraid of you than you are of her”

“Hey, anti-vaxxers, no one is trying to track your location. Do you really think Bill Gates needs to see you driving from your house to the Dollar General to the liquor store and back?”