“Soaked some purple cabbage and noticed that the ownership piece i….”

“me setting any alarm https://t.co/Dbpdm7n8Jy”

“i need a milf with a fat ass(or fat dick) to give me a career position i don't deserve”

“why is the warframe damage guide just the nen chart”

The latest Tweets from KⒶLi (@kaliiibratiiion). I am a swan’s wings, bloodied at the joint and pasted to a boy’s back, like in that story. icon by @coffinberryart

“Calling someone “valid” feels like a slur at this point”

This is an up-to-date portfolio of my work!

“oh hey this goin. i create computer nightmares for fun, look; https://t.co/YhWqRY4FGS”

“Hey Anna! I’m really sorry to do this so last minute, but I’m gonna have to bail on the gala :( I just had a really busy day at work and my phone’s at 3%, so I really need to head home and have a night in. Have fun though, and hope we can sync up soon!”

“faded in the crib playing mahjong”

“to me this is the equivalent of a wedding ring”

“This clip from the Daily Show of people fighting against seat belt mandates in the 80s is absolutely surreal from start to finish given today's climate on both masks and COVID vaccines. https://t.co/IiR8iavlyN”

“https://t.co/dubf9xaZUA”

“to me this is the equivalent of a wedding ring”

“CLEAR MY FUCKING SCHEDULE THIS FRIDAY DELTA RUNE CHAPTER 2 IS COMING BAY BEE”

“This clip from the Daily Show of people fighting against seat belt mandates in the 80s is absolutely surreal from start to finish given today's climate on both masks and COVID vaccines. https://t.co/IiR8iavlyN”

“https://t.co/dubf9xaZUA”

“two wolves, they are twins”

“when i was younger i thought “Alzheimer’s” was “Old Timer’s” because i never saw it spelled out”

“I am writing directly in the CMS (no, not Wordpress because that shit sucks and we have way better tools) and it feels so damn good Yet so wrong But I'm doing it anyway”

“two wolves, they are twins”

“Question to my fellow tech reviewers: Do you go back and read your review of last year's model? And the one before that? And the one before that? Tech YouTubers, same question: Do you rewatch past reviews? Cause I do. Just so I'm not saying the exact same thing.”

“MEN if your bae gets new pants with very wide bottoms do NOT call them her new Lori Lightfoot pants you WILL get yelled at”

During TIFF 2021, you are cordially invited to attack & dethrone cinema as part of MIDNIGHT DANKNESS: Three Nights of Racer Trash Remixes.

@couchpawg, on laying down.

“>not getting a gamer grave”

“Ancient atheists”