“https://t.co/sy1Bao6hZJ”

“@NeoYokel Me”

“this is by no means a novel observation but it's genuinely sickening to watch people argue over the political optics of lifting title 42 as hundreds of migrants die in the desert”

“It’s my birthday”

“@nocontxtytpmver this brings me unbridled joy to see”

“🚨 antidepressant PSA! 🚨 if you take sertraline, citalopram, duloxetine, fluoxetine, mirtazipine or any other SNRI/SRRI you are more prone to overheating and dehydration! please stay in the shade, take water with you wherever you go and slap on your factor 50!”

“https://t.co/SGzfMoqaTz”

“https://t.co/SGzfMoqaTz”

“3 more episodes left of Sopranos…”

“3 more episodes left of Sopranos…”

“I would install a jailbreak just to get a more practical/predictable App Library interface.”

“my two moods:”

“Less than two hours to go in Monza, here’s how things stand👇 #777 @dstation_racing - P2 #98 @northwestamr - P4📸 #33 @OfficialTFSport - P14 #AstonMartin #6HMonza”

“今日にさよなら。”

“why is the little ribbon bookmark in journals so embarrassing”

“I would install a jailbreak just to get a more practical/predictable App Library interface.”

“my two moods:”

“me and my Sexy Nerd boyfriend are going on a BOAT”

“Less than two hours to go in Monza, here’s how things stand👇 #777 @dstation_racing - P2 #98 @northwestamr - P4📸 #33 @OfficialTFSport - P14 #AstonMartin #6HMonza”

“how could you go on love island if you have ibs they only have 2 toilets i wouldnt shit for the whole summer and die”

“how much more do I have to tweet about football until the twitter algorithm stops throwing niche sexuality label discourse at me”

“After the first hour of racing, here’s how things stand👇 #33 @OfficialTFSport - P2 #98 @northwestamr - P3 #777 @dstation_racing -P4 #AstonMartin #6HMonza”

“Offensive but clean. Just how we like it. Nice battle between @TataCalde and Oliver Webb there. #WEC #6HMonza https://t.co/ACwDiZNM6c”

“During summer time, let us learn how to take a break, turn off the mobile phone to gaze into the eyes of others, cultivate silence, contemplate nature, regenerate ourselves in dialogue with God. #GospelOfTheDay Mk 6:30-34”

“今日にさよなら。”

“https://t.co/plHHQF5oJj”