“doing a "what i eat in a day" tiktok and it's just me looking up from my phone at 4pm going "FUCK"”

“A blog post draft?”

“or ANY content aggregation platform designed around videogames”

“if you register your copy of winrar, this becomes your new sleep paralysis demon https://t.co/D3ovXqsiT3”

“"before your eyes" is a beautiful(!) example of how this medium's evolution has enabled it to provide an emotional and spiritual(!) experience on a level comparable to the other forms. one of my favorite games i've played in recent years. congrats on this @GoodbyeWorldWIL ~”

“tho it has presented a good opportunity for me to get reacquainted with drawin on teh ipad, which i hadnt done in many months till recently”

“been spending the last 48 hours transferring all my shit onto a new harddrive... i wish i could use FL Studio i miss music”

“i went on reddit for the first time in 40 years and the first thing i see is this with 40k upvotes LMAO reddit users are smoking fucking crack bro”

“i went on reddit for the first time in 40 years and the first thing i see is this with 40k upvotes LMAO reddit users are smoking fucking crack bro”

“in my younger years, my father once told me: Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, just remember that all the people in the world haven't had the advantages as you've had. That said, if they explicitly post that they have, they’ve got no excuse, you should go right ahead.”

“dying to eat salmon skin right now”

The latest Tweets from kali (@kalibration). Musicist, writian, arter

“@fatalfarm @willmenaker If you get 100,000 subscribers on YouTube, they send you a plaque. Vimeo sends you an invoice.”

“@fatalfarm Is it possible to upload it to https://t.co/urd9XWGRjq?”

“SERIOUS MESSAGE TIME: In a few days, Vimeo will be deleting our account. They’ve told us that because our RoboCop video gets a lot of views, we’re using too much bandwidth. They want us to pay $10,000 a year to keep our account active. 1/”

The latest Tweets from kali (@kalibration). Musicist, writian, arter

“Kind of a cool car honestly”

“DOES NOBODY FUCKING REMEMBER WHEN CURIOUS GEORGE CANONICALLY OD’d AND DIED”

“@NeoYokel what the fuck”

“@NeoYokel i love living in the future”

“Literally everything ever is now done digitallyGoogle:”

“It’s Time We Remove the Stigma of Talking Openly About Our Mental Illness With Total Strangers in the Costco Checkout Line https://t.co/2zDb3Hw9MW”

“feel like opening either tinder or indeed more than twice a week should count as self-harm. bad vibes”

“Kind of a cool car honestly”

“people with steam deck reservations arent actually stupid enough to think anyone is going to pay thousands for them right ??? LMAO you could get a sick ass gamer laptop delivered to your house overnight for that much smh”

“Who’s gonna be the first person to sideload their wack-ass custom firmware onto Spectacles? I want to see homebrew AR OS.”

“This week for @ClubMacStories members: 🪨 @viticci kicks off a series about his @obsdmd setup ⚙️ I dig into Shortcuts for Mac and some of the things I've learned from my early experiments using it and HomeControl 📱 Apps, Links, and more To join, visit https://t.co/VEspGCbmw3”

“DOES NOBODY FUCKING REMEMBER WHEN CURIOUS GEORGE CANONICALLY OD’d AND DIED”