“Homeowners for the first time!”

“Homeowners for the first time!”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“1991 500E 🔥 #W124 @PrestigeSurrey”

“https://t.co/da7poyIDDr”

“we need more sports like this :D :D :D https://t.co/zGtolFLomB”

“BRB buying Robinhood on Robinhood”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“Mint #Qship https://t.co/1sAlb8SuDP”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“@NeoYokel what if you ask for like 5 dollars, would they just give it, that's a steal for them”

“@NeoYokel just one”

“@NeoYokel its so they can shrink the trucks and put them on treadmills. this is now a sport in the olympic”

“https://t.co/da7poyIDDr”

“i remember someone said following my twitter helped them learn some english and im like damn i really be teaching people 28 different ways to say cock and balls”

“this is what the usps does to deliver your packages https://t.co/SAYyEN44xz”

“{wingmanning my buddy} she’s more afraid of you than you are of her”

“Hey, anti-vaxxers, no one is trying to track your location. Do you really think Bill Gates needs to see you driving from your house to the Dollar General to the liquor store and back?”

“BRB buying Robinhood on Robinhood”

“With Toyota cutting ads and the Japanese public worried about a COVID super-spreader situation and athlete outbreaks already, I talk to IOC’s Dick Pound, who advises, well, chillaxing via @NYTOpinion https://t.co/i8amV7ccfG”

“writing a new children's book called "If you give a bunny a drink" where it's just me getting shitfaced from a single drink and blacking out in your bathroom after a successful pantry raid”

“Turns Out Russia Is Now Officially a Thing. Let's Dig In, Shall We?”

The latest Tweets from volvo boo courier (@burk992). junk til death | he/him. great plains

“@NeoYokel Aww thank you!”

“@NeoYokel @mattcassinelli @mikahsargent @UIKeyCommand Yeah, I mean, that’s kind of my point 😜”

“It's finally time to pay for Apple+. Should I? Will you? "We hope you are enjoying your complimentary access to Apple TV+. Starting July 25, your subscription will automatically renew for $4.99/month." #StreamingWars”