“i love JADLEY and BEEFLODE”

“Do you think I can trade this in for a 1TB iPhone 13 Pro? #AppleEvent”

“Do you think I can trade this in for a 1TB iPhone 13 Pro? #AppleEvent”

“the new iphone could eat my ass and i still wouldnt buy it”

“@NeoYokel you dont get it it's gonna change the language of cinema forever trust me”

“MACRO PHOTOGRAPHY WITH ULTRAWIDE on iPhone 13 PRO. FUCK YES #appleevent”

“He gon make me go live. Chiiiiileeee. Does he have an ig. I wanna go live with him. ENOUGH UGLY! @pierce”

“A15 Bionic chip is 50% faster #appleevent”

“Same design for iPhone 13 and iPhone 13 mini 28% brighter Super Retina XDR display with max 1200 nits #appleevent”

“https://t.co/QXgJ30rodG”

“New iPad mini starts at $499 Preorder today Delivery next week #appleevent”

“Think I'm gonna need this new iPad mini #appleevent”

“12MP 4K camera on the rear of new iPad mini 12MP selfie camera with Center Stage Stereo speakers #appleevent”

“@NeoYokel you dont get it it's gonna change the language of cinema forever trust me”

“the new iphone could eat my ass and i still wouldnt buy it”

“I get incorrectly tagged in a lot of wrong tweets but this one is going to be ... particularly bad https://t.co/LSpINPnQrJ”

“@pierce David, don’t tell her anything about your balls. She can’t be trusted”

“MACRO PHOTOGRAPHY WITH ULTRAWIDE on iPhone 13 PRO. FUCK YES #appleevent”

“MACRO PHOTOGRAPHY WITH ULTRAWIDE on iPhone 13 PRO. FUCK YES #appleevent”

“@pierce David, don’t tell her anything about your balls. She can’t be trusted”

“I get incorrectly tagged in a lot of wrong tweets but this one is going to be ... particularly bad https://t.co/LSpINPnQrJ”

“Is Apple avoiding mentioning the A15 before the iPhone 13 segment by not announcing that the iPad mini has it? Or is it an A14 or earlier?”

“https://t.co/QXgJ30rodG”

“New iPad mini starts at $499 Preorder today Delivery next week #appleevent”

“Apple PR confirms new iPad mini comes with 6-core CPU and 5-core GPU A15 Bionic chip, launches September 24. iPadOS 15 (and presumably iOS 15) launches Monday, September 20.”

“Definitely gonna need that iPad mini wallpaper 👀”

“They really did it – Apple made an iPad Air-like iPad mini without a Home button, a bigger 8.3" display, and Touch ID. Sign me up for this, immediately. 😍 #AppleEvent”

“12MP 4K camera on the rear of new iPad mini 12MP selfie camera with Center Stage Stereo speakers #appleevent”

“Think I'm gonna need this new iPad mini #appleevent”

“Not to flex but I’m treating myself to a Michelin star lunch before the #AppleEvent. Gotta nourish the noggin to stay ready for anything”