If everyone advertised their birthdays like they do on social media, but in real life. Including in public restrooms. #Stall2StallBABY

Accidentally walked in on someone naked before meeting them, and I think I played it off pretty damn well 😎

Motivational speaker hits a bit of a rough patch

Behind the scenes of people who make snapchat stories every fucking moment of their lives.

Actually, that seems to be the problem. #sincerevine

Lead surgeon at a grade D-- hospital

I'll just be over here eating ice cream hating myself, and I could not be happier about it

ROAST 'ER JUDGE 👋🏻 #draft

Femme Fatale (w/ ya boy Durnis)

Playtime is over, srry.

Practicing impressing girls #Darren #Binch

Ratchet ass Bilbo #repost

Are there there still commercials to make our youth un-fat? Because I have a submission:

Busy as a...well you know.

To everyone saying "vine is dead"

Exterminator breaks the news to the owner of a large property in the most professional way possible. #MoleMoneyMoleProblemz

Team. (The Lord of The Rings, 1978)

Love reading my comments!!!

Almost caught him.

Fuck yeah Chris Melberger

I don't have enough room on my phone for Pokemon Go, so this beetle and boba will have to do.

Found my weird cousin right after sticking her only good hand into a wood chipper :// Sarah Schauer #creepycomparison

Just checking in

In memoriam of my little dance with internet fame, thanks Internet.

Upsetting an "ugly crier"

Basic girl talks to someone who is allergic to pumpkin, during "Pumpkin Spice" season. (Twitter & IG in bio)