scattered stars a crow is sitting under the heather

scattered stars a crow is sitting under the heather

Richest guy and stable genius has no clue that basically no business makes so much revenue from subscriptions alone. He's really speedrunning bankruptcy, is he

"New boss wants subscriptions to account for half of revenue" LMAO

A I clearly mangled the headline for this little experiment!

Going down the verified tab in my notifications https://t.co/Xyv3UOFhxB

Final season of Seinfeld absolutely sucks

if i met Toad from Mario i would scream my ass off

I never understood buying lego sets of certain objects and like, putting them together according to the directions. I was always a freeform lego kid. Just give me a bunch of pieces and I wanna see what happens when I start sticking em together

No more games 2023 if u piss me off im gonna eat a Nature Valley bar in your bed

Is it a land speed record car? https://t.co/anIsQhNuzD

Head-to-head. Glory on the line. The #DuelInTheDesert starts here. #AstonMartin #8HBahrain | @FIAWEC https://t.co/8JLjkLOfCP

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verified treachery https://t.co/7dgOntLBaD

My new Mastodon app ‘Mammoth’ is now ready to beta test. If you’ve found that all the Mastodon apps out there currently haven’t been great, you’re in luck. 😏 https://t.co/bt2SZOMBl3 https://t.co/dm26nIeRpe

“I’m gonna cum” Okay so?

The MythBusters were cowards for not doing a 9/11 episode.

It took me less than 25 minutes to set up a fake anonymous Apple ID using a VPN and disposable email, attach a masked debit card to it (with the address being Twitter's HQ), and get a verified account for a prominent figure. Just think what a nation-state or bad actor could do...

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This feels scummy but I ain't getting my tweets suppressed tf

https://t.co/3BzEJpCkTo

This feels scummy but I ain't getting my tweets suppressed tf

https://t.co/YLEztYypfY

Already working on Apple Frames 3.1 and here's a small preview of a new feature I'm calling "input macros' 😎 https://t.co/ggG9oDPGY0

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SEO MBA office hours happening at 10.30am ET / 3.30pm UK time https://t.co/Si12N6ecpw

Recently found out a method to open an iOS Calendar Event via URL scheme. The scheme is: x-apple-calevent://{calendarUUID}/{eventUUID} This will open the calendar event directly similar to when you tap an event in the native Calendar widget.

SEO MBA office hours happening at 10.30am ET / 3.30pm UK time https://t.co/Si12N6ecpw

Recently found out a method to open an iOS Calendar Event via URL scheme. The scheme is: x-apple-calevent://{calendarUUID}/{eventUUID} This will open the calendar event directly similar to when you tap an event in the native Calendar widget.