@friendshapedcar the tiniest :) of trucks :) https://t.co/NSz1eyTOIu

Whoever called me twice from a 469 number without leaving a message, you're going to die. You're going to die and then go to hell

personally i think it is really funny that a leveraged buyout is going to doom this site to oblivion instead of like anti-sex work legislation. will be interesting to see where and how writers can hawk their personas in an attempt to get ppl to read their work now https://t.co/2RZ4BVDodx

Wrote up a short time.

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@NeoYokel EXACTLY ! move out the way when i’m walking fucking tree branches 😤

just took my kids to get some of the highest grade fentanyl america can offer god bless the usa

me running into everything: jesus why did i buy the extra big ears ? everyone: cuz you’re extra !

Get a preview of this week's episode! @marcaflalo @BlindGuyTech https://t.co/bsGlTuj5pb

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msdos_Blur_Way_1995 https://t.co/gix9wguyAb

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Spooky weather oooo halloweeenny https://t.co/Kj39lH3hdj

(This is a transcription from a homemade backyard wrestling video.)

In the aggregate, I'm glad a machine is doing this transcribing. https://t.co/Cq7YcOAr9C

Whisper just transcribed the output of a digitized VHS cleaning tape. Many people, seen and unseen, contributed to bring humanity to this level of accomplishment. A toast to you all https://t.co/8fUptN77Iv

kc is so fucking weird https://t.co/vmTFslM3XI

Paying for tick removal? What is this, the vet?

can i get a picture of it from the back, your honor?

this thumbnail is killing me https://t.co/bjpZR0tuPm

@NeoYokel Unsure. I got this one with my V-Synth XT (really cool synth). Got another CF card with my Fantom XR - using that one because it still works

@NeoYokel You ever been to an Orthodox liturgy? You should go!

@NeoYokel This CF card broke sadly. I'm keeping it just in case it starts to work again

Master of Dynamic Range https://t.co/UOlCsEyvQ1

I also have a few accounts you can follow in the #fediverse: - Mastodon: @matt@writing.exchange - microblog: @micromatt@micro.baer.works - newsletter/blog: @matt@write.as

They're at the grocery store https://t.co/ORUJwyZ6xJ

my pumpkin what do u think https://t.co/Awo1p8ANjP

If you're looking to migrate to Mastodon and you're a writer, sign ups are completely open again on our instance: https://t.co/fMXJjBmTBa

I genuinely believe society would radically deprogram if we got everyone to understand this. Wealth has replaced Divine Right as the thing that convinces people some bozo is fit to hold obscene power, with "intelligence" the primary explanation for why someone is rich. https://t.co/L2dK5wAJJR