he is me. i am he. https://t.co/W0WEr66HQY

‘Sawdust and treacle!’ was a 19th century expression of astonishment or incredulity.

went to the club sober unshowered and dressed down on my day off to give the bouncer a pack of cigs. surreal experience.

Morning folks. What connects this worst-selling US Ford and this best-selling UK one? https://t.co/qHiXpHmPmr

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A CONCILIABULE is a secret meeting of plotters or conspirators.

they don't talk enough about how Jan 6 was also very funny

hi seattle https://t.co/ru3VAWNySX

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Morning folks. What connects this worst-selling US Ford and this best-selling UK one? https://t.co/qHiXpHmPmr

A CONCILIABULE is a secret meeting of plotters or conspirators.

went to the club sober unshowered and dressed down on my day off to give the bouncer a pack of cigs. surreal experience.

‘Sawdust and treacle!’ was a 19th century expression of astonishment or incredulity.

he is me. i am he. https://t.co/W0WEr66HQY

Goodnight #CES2023! You were chill this year! https://t.co/uGqPlJjG31

Twerking hard or hardly twerking amirite

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Wise move - the business-savvy know that the last thing you want in your mall is customers https://t.co/PbbRzmPXR6

this february i'm going on a 7 day all inclusive carribean cruise that will turn into a 6 month stranded brutal fight for my life murder cannibalism filth sickness from dirty water man women and children overboard social breakdown barbaric hierarchy

This is cool. https://t.co/SdUeZU2NYW

Sony's Project Leonardo controller for players with disabilities sounds extremely expensive I hope it's not. Microsoft's Xbox Adaptive Controller is only $100 On @inversedotcom: https://t.co/OsPRm23TXk #CES2023

We all have that friend who eats 150% their daily value of sodium

please excuse my dope ass swag https://t.co/OjHDzb2ruR

Seals need to stop snorting eels https://t.co/xct9ADH6U4

Come to Dust is one of the best song titles ive ever heard of. it’s just perfect

AI is going to kill homework as a grade evaluation method. Homework will still be given, but for the purpose of learning the material and strengthening one's skills, not evaluating student competence.

do i release really good singles that aren’t on the album BEFORE the album or AFTER the album??

Art summary of 2022! https://t.co/MmTqrdPGc2

Just finished assembling my first racing sim setup. After all the years of watching and wanting to drive like Ken Block I guess it’s fitting that today I can get a step closer to doing it even if it’s just with a wheel on a video game. Thanks for making me love motorsports Ken.