“nothing goes in your butthole on accident” - the literal owner of my place of business

Absolutely no way I'm handing out my SSN to any shipping company/customs to receive any review unit to test That's absurd. Find another way.

Parenting is just a million t….

reminder everyone: axolotls whoop and bark (very quietly) https://t.co/qn4DU7Yd07

They thought dude was rolling up at the Bayou Classic, he was warming up a rib 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/tfwPyXzbPa https://t.co/clTWXvFPVj

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Accurate depiction of the new Ford-class carrier's ability to transform into a mecha demon https://t.co/XIur7zjKnd

damn i love QQL lol @smithereen17 @billcrypto1111 @chad_degen @ALegione @loveyourscotch @Quadraceptor @mmelga99 @MediaObelia @0xAfter @teaston @MarinBolana @Cocochloeart @turinglabsorg https://t.co/xOA9jGTW1l

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Not ideal https://t.co/lgMeXvAQiE

I’ll bet you couldn’t do this antique dexterity game in a car like that! https://t.co/pMtTGdZCzE

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Morning folks. Hands up if you’ve left Twitter.

Word of the Day: PRESTOLATE (v.) to wait for

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Having sex in this during The Fablemans https://t.co/d7G5E2jhnE

these are largely posts of people saying they want a phone with starlink connectivity... I... there are SO Many reasons that couldn't work... thread time? https://t.co/VD2A0db0Mx

This looks rad and is one of these shirts 🔥🔥🔥.

0705 : infancy - Shiocop https://t.co/jKLOQXlpyx

Getting spam mails that literally read like Spamton dialogue I want to blow e-mail up I want all e-mail to freaking explode.

i can't get over how funny this is https://t.co/tjEwcWzUdn

Kids are hard to understand Our 8 year old: - made a fake German passport - made herself unemployed - made the city of issue Bielefeld We have no idea why https://t.co/GieE8Qjs9L

Part 2 of 2 of Fedexing out digitized tapes before travel https://t.co/4wDyQCciIB

bonus pic where my face is 🤓 https://t.co/6VUvyFvPPp

happy (late) turkey day from your fav ytpmv power couple https://t.co/7YZXzGlEFo

In 1995, my group of friends sent in our animated schoolhouse rock parody CONSPIRACY ROCK to SNL as part of a sizzle reel to apply as writers. The story is Al Franken himself kiboshed it as crap. 3 years later https://t.co/hwGXFgSriG

Lately I really wish I could drink reasonable amounts of alcohol on special occasions or just a bit to relax every week or two instead of my brain instinctively throwing me like a javelin directly into Hell as soon as any form of liquor is within my physical grasp

Yes, I think one of the big lessons of the tech boom of the 2010s is that winner-take-all effects are a lot rarer and more ephemeral than people thought. Not just gig companies either -- Facebook, Netflix, and many others didn't have invincible network effects. https://t.co/EZc2RPj0G3