*taps the sign, sobbing* https://t.co/WxWZbwD0VP

real estate agent? i’m a wrong estate agent

You wanna get rid of me you're gonna have to kill me

*dials harder* https://t.co/RqvIx0Fx4s

me when i'm the only person on earth who likes the movie White Noise https://t.co/cGtkn51L4K

me when i'm the only person on earth who likes the movie White Noise https://t.co/cGtkn51L4K

people on the east coast shouldn't be allowed to review video games.

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:) tiny truck tuesday :) 1955 Datsun 120 https://t.co/eTfuYACRL2

:) tiny truck tuesday :) 1955 Datsun 120 https://t.co/eTfuYACRL2

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people on the east coast shouldn't be allowed to review video games.

@NeoYokel It's like if a hoodie was a Halloween costume!!

@NeoYokel It's like if a hoodie was a Halloween costume!!

I read two pages of Huck Finn. Wonderful book. Tried to finish a list for work before falling asleep, while in bed and under the covers, but obviously I knocked right out after writing two wordswordsa. Never kid yourself.

I read two pages of Huck Finn. Wonderful book. Tried to finish a list for work before falling asleep, while in bed and under the covers, but obviously I knocked right out after writing two wordswordsa. Never kid yourself.

people always send me videos of frogs i don't care about frogs i used to shoot them for target practice i just feel nothing and now im worried friends send me frog media bc they think i look like a frog

Apparently some of you are unfamiliar with my reprehensible public behavior https://t.co/uDRwpIQDfd

Saw a yuppie couple in a juice bar and screamed "An increase from a base of zero isn't a 100% increase, it's an INFINITY PERCENT INCREASE!!" right in their faces as I knocked their $20 smoothies out of their hands, then I tried to run away and fell face-first into a puddle

end of the year message to my folloers: read shimeji simulation. goodbye

Some1 is digging a hole in their yard within 2000ft of where this picture was taken as we speak https://t.co/BfnaIx8WS2

The wildest thing about the India-China conflict is that by mutual agreement, both sides fight exclusively with melee weapons. https://t.co/GGOnV1tUIE

I remember when I referred to John Cochrane as a "conservative" in the pages of Bloomberg. He flipped his lid.

the answer to my childhood savings account's security question was "kingdom hearts" even though the question had nothing to do with that

why is this even a thing lmfao https://t.co/34hVN7kHZv

please RT this to ensure that all users get notified about this new version.

My interview with Ezra Klein is out! https://t.co/sjauJMdUfB

Yep it is sir https://t.co/rvscIdWUGe

Let me know if you experience further issues. If you still get value from that eXtension I needed some cups of coffee to get this working again 😝 https://t.co/5ZTknA9Y02

I'm using twitter less and less these days, but you can find me on instagram https://t.co/s3EyBVZ2Xn