Received my new iPhone 14 Pro Max today 😍 very impressed after the first few hours of using this device 🙌🏽

fuuuckk i need to do another show for @datafruits soon T_T it's been too long

About once every 18 months, I seriously try to use macOS and then I remember why I don't. If it works well for you, that's great, but I cannot do this. https://t.co/k01TOKmWuM

my spotify wrapped is just “private listening session”

Secure ShellFish 2022.60 is a big update bringing search to the terminal, the ability to define snippets from the terminal and the ability to pick snippets with your voice. https://t.co/CH7JRwvSJS https://t.co/gGWYAWFZw9

Just curious: if you use a password manager at work, do you also use one at home?

Ok dad https://t.co/a4VleZo5hH

Anyway all the expressive girlies are here https://t.co/TlQvsiMVHc

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Cobalt City - Tim Parker https://t.co/oUCV4rmmBO

I don't want to check my privilege, I want to take it with me into the club, in case I need to get into a privilege-fight

I don't want to decolonize my curriculum. I want to colonize it and exploit it for its natural resources!

By the way I was lucky enough to be testing the new Kensington trackball, it's honestly fantastic. I primarily use a trackball for work so it's really nice to have a more larger form factor but still portable one 🙂 🖲️ Ty for the opportunity @kensington ! https://t.co/hqg89rPXTa

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A ship’s sail is said to be ABACK when a change of wind direction blows it inwards and flattens it against its mast, hindering the ship’s process. Because the situation is a sudden one requiring immediate action, the phrase TAKEN ABACK has since come to mean shocked or surprised. https://t.co/nZAh1cDsh7

drunk driving (had a beer earlier and had to move my car for the snow plows)

discord on android is still fucked, "mark as read" just doesn't work anymore

people have beef with me and I don't know or think about anyone while im eating a Beef HandBuger ..makes you think

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I know I’m going to get some hate for this but I have to be honest. I love the noises doors make when you open them. If I open a door and it’s silent I feel fucking cheated

Reddit always knows how to put its best foot forward. Lead with the good stuff https://t.co/xDQI52bLVR

Frankie Muniz was a fucking creep in that movie, he just keeps fucking up Hillary Duffs life in increasingly humiliating ways for the both of them and then at the end of the movie she's just like "Wow I love you because you beat the bad guy." Suddenly I started seeing patterns...

Found my letterboxd account after leaving it some 5 years dormant and realized that the turning point in my life was rewatching Agent Cody Banks as an adult for a drunken goof and suddenly understanding just how fucked up the 00s really were

All of my dreams in one photo https://t.co/AKRpIpQex9

The first option is supposed to be 5'6", but if you think I am 5/6 of an inch tall, you should also pick the first option

*speaking hurriedly into a cell phone* That’s right, sir. The ambient works? They’ve been selected.

in celebration of #tinytrucktuesday, have a Citroen https://t.co/8B9aS0Nmql

The thing about always coming back to the music I liked as a teenager is that all the music I liked as a teenager kicks so much ass forever

GET HYPED https://t.co/OZTGJfjsXZ

19 more days tell Hanukkah 🕎