how did they manage to whitewash eminem https://t.co/MYgohR4VWS

You can tell from my face how excited I am about the trend of voting selfies

I don’t have a sticker so you’ll have to take me at my word that I voted. That’s what democracy’s all about, after all, isn’t it. https://t.co/BhtJTd7jpC

https://t.co/U2BF0ZRgGN

As far as I can tell, Stage Manager is essentially unchanged in iPadOS 16.2 beta 2. External display support same as beta 1; no additions to Shortcuts, no new keyboard shortcuts, no other changes.

If you are in content, diversify right now. https://t.co/Y89PWVzfkS

I heavily encourage a read of "24/7: Late Capitalism and The Ends of Sleep" by Jonathan Crary. This was a foregone conclusion. https://t.co/eR8Xp5VPns

The author of this ridiculous column opens with A DIFFERENT WORD EACH TIME a world gone mad https://t.co/lfggYTf4X7

"honestly the unabomber ate. he was cunting"

realized i gotta jump back into writing dark souls essays because nobody has explained the darklurker in a way that meets my standards yet

https://t.co/lj2xCLryj5

guy prank called like 10 times in a row screaming that he got pinkeye from a girl last time he was here and that everyone that works in strip clubs are sluts and i missed my opportunity to say “sounds like you still gave em your money tho”

Normalize making it weird

These women having a beautiful and kind off

posting my drafts

I just realized that the reason why this hasn't happened yet is because Elon knows the first thing Trump would do if he got his account back is make fun of him https://t.co/wrXzPRw8EF

booze makes you want burgers and fries and want to go to sleep

Gonna watch my first nodeJS app.

There aren't enough characters here to describe why Mastodon/the fediverse are the best next step in our online social experience so call/text me if you wanna talk about it. Or look at my friend @neoyokel's tweets, which are doing a much better job explaining than I ever could.

While there are a few key differences, the experience of microblogging between Twitter and Mastodon are largely the same, with a much higher promise on Mastodon of actually having a moderated platform where you don't have to look at dumb shit and advertising content.

I have started a profile on Mastodon that you can follow - @burk992@mastodon.cloud

@NeoYokel Not that friendly user for me so far. I assume it is about getting started

Honestly mad respect to @elonmusk for making the new Twitter TOS so much more transparent, clearly readable, and easy to understand https://t.co/SvYbh2wVvm

Update to Twitter TOS Free speech: a 500% increase in use of the n-word Not free speech: taking the piss out of a billionaire toddler-man with skin thinner than fucking graphene

officer that’s not an open container it’s an ashtray

Mastodon should have named itself Deinotherium instead. https://t.co/O5cvwkDrub

@NeoYokel (spoken word techno voice) I KNOW A PLACE …. where you can wait in line … for an hour ….. and be judged my the doorman for being ugly

@NeoYokel Nailed it on the head there, too.

they brought out the three tone logo again and sealed their fucking fates lmao

Zucky will go on and blame the economy and everything as if he didn't willingly pour 10s of billions into his metaverse bullshit