@friendshapedcar https://t.co/LbonJfxIdv

Elon Musk brings >green text to Twitter: report

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1986 Lancia Y10 4WD https://t.co/Vm4r8lwIti

Buckingham palace more like bucket hat palace... Get fucked dude

Voting is now open for the MacStories Selects 2022 Readers' Choice award 🏆 @ClubMacStories members: link to submit your vote is in today's issue of MacStories Weekly https://t.co/m7sr6d8TIt https://t.co/F5Y9zzoUHp

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I don't think there's ever been a song that made me cry that wasn't like 3 country songs that's about it

My friend lived in a house behind a gas station, and every day in the winter I would go over and hang out. As time went on bad things happened inside that house, bad things happened to me. I stopped going over there after a while. https://t.co/CFwZaEWFJG

wait if twitter dies how will i brag about lady gaga following me for 13 years ???

Someone in the comments called her a BattlePawg https://t.co/e6GZMDeqyL

If Taylor Swift would just tweet about big tech these investigations would be progressing way faster https://t.co/llC8HMtVhn

If any artists or musicians start using newgrounds let me know so I can follow you.

Looking through some of my oldest photos I posted here and this one is wild. Landscape Facebook in the dock Beats Music, which I stand by being underrated at the time https://t.co/x73R2sYXEq

In case twitter shuts down and you want to make contact with me, simply hold a crystal up to your heart and whisper my name, and I will appear. https://t.co/igAogmRecI

there’s only one man in this world that can fuck with my head and if you’re reading this thinking it’s you you’re wrong cuz he doesn’t have a twitter

BLOGGING IS ALIVE AND WELL DONE.

@NeoYokel i miss when we came here cuz our parents figured out our myspace logins but we were too young to have facebook and they hadn’t found twitter yet. it was an internet safe haven

@NeoYokel no but you exhaust all your efforts first then i’ll try cuz you’re better at this than me

i don’t have any insight into the things i think i have a fondness for. i don’t have any degree of expertise on any subject. i am moving my hand along the surface just to feel the texture. i am taking my time.

before i do squats i like to really sit on a piece of metal and stop all the blood flow to my legs

setting up a sign up list to build a database of everyone who wants to be on it, basically a way that everyone can reach each other outside of this place. take this link and share it as far and wide as you want. lmk if u wanna help build. https://t.co/CIodBWIIDw

#dimspirations https://t.co/vFnSV7Wroq https://t.co/ftxkgm10fF

@NeoYokel yo while i have you here message me the login info for the shitpost office instagram please lmao

@NeoYokel i try to deliver 😇

i was sad i had to get of ft with oomf til i remembered i had to shit so really it was perfect timing god works in mysterious ways

what if twitter never needed anyone running it anyways and everything just keeps going like normal ?

Okay, Twitter is still online. But now you have to print out your five best tweets over the last six months and explain to Elon why they’re funny before 2 p.m. or you get kicked off the site.

Lil update to the redesign: we scooted the "must reads" top 5 stories breaker into the hero and renamed it "top stories", the storystream now starts below. Big ideas for how we can play with this on mobile https://t.co/HjICgvPaGC

Yeah https://t.co/cPgZfeZoUf