MUSK: I fired all your friends, now work harder, peasants! I have payday loans coming due
EMPLOYEES: Fuck you!
EVERYONE: we're going to Mastodon
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this strikes me as a model that can be exported to other contexts
pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite
post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)
The Biometric Information Privacy Act is one of the few really really good things about living in Illinois. Like if you've ever used a face morph filter on Snapchat or Instagram they have to send you money. Get fucked dude!!!
@NeoYokel I stopped drinking gin after the year my backyard was an official wiffle ball stadium named "Tanqueray Yards" for ................... reasons.
twitter has given me invaluable experiences with artists i would otherwise never talk to, and they would otherwise never find my work.
if this does go down, i'm @ soaroz everywhere and i will be updating my website with my portfolio and all links to my socials
I find it very funny that I’ve been able to say literally anything I wanted and link to anything on Twitter for 15 years, but Elon takes over and I’m blocked nearly immediately.
I knew he was a jerk but I didn’t think he was a coward too 🤷🏻♂️
It's not every day an All Things Considered host stops by our journalism school, and it's even rarer for them to be alums of our very own public radio station. Great conversation so far! https://t.co/gR2Dl9zrZL
One Million Pounds of Rat Meat Sold in America on Twitter
my son passionately telling his grandma about his dream where he got hit by a car and his stomach exploded, killing him and causing him to transform into a "Heat Jet"
You can tell white people don't pay attention to anything we say, because they're all joyfully celebrating the crypto crash, despite the fact that we are on here every day screaming that there are places in the world where people only eat because they have some Bitcoin