@YourBudTevin https://t.co/ZjkwCtNGnR

First date idea: We both take 23 Benadryl and try to fight the hat man

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the most christian theme in a videogame was in dragon quest rocket slime where YOUR MOM and YOUR DAD and YOUR SISTER can become tank battle crewmates and they are like 3x stronger than every other team mate and they make the end game boss content into sandbox mode easy difficulty

We're not _quite_ ready to GO.

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Using a list of components or aspects of something to represent the whole—like ‘flesh and bone’ to refer to the human body, or ‘sun, sea, and sand’ to refer to a holiday—is a figure of speech known as a MERISM.

Microsoft rolls worst product branding ever Asked to stay in business for eternity

The Ukrainian President is so chill man. He wears an average shirt and looks like your average dude. And that makes him awesome

New favorite tiktok https://t.co/fz0lClFZp9

Weird article that seems really biased and describes Europeans as basically perfect. Also they mixed up "Mazda" with "Miata" when listing automakers...

Latest tidbit that's made me question my worldview... https://t.co/MPZfFkgTCz

facebook please pay me 1 million dollars and i will make a cute low poly 3D model of mark zuckerberg

take me back https://t.co/M0OA4eM8R7

Family Guy is the Sub Pop of Bob's Burgers

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Someone on cohost shared it so I'm sharing it as well because it rules: there's a proxy for Fandom wikis to make them actually usable, it's great https://t.co/7rpVHi7Cgl https://t.co/e6piJO4g8f

giving my head a snfffffff https://t.co/QxubOfxmwg

i like how word makes you go through like 3 clicks whenever you try and save a document just to get to the actual functional save screen (file explorer)

@NeoYokel @culturedcode @UIKeyCommand Oh and I have it on my Mac as well. It’s one of those apps you need on all your apple devices. You never know when the muse will start whispering to you, you know ?

@NeoYokel @culturedcode @UIKeyCommand I used to only use it on iPhone but for the past year or so I’ve been using it on iPad because it’s just more conducive to distraction free writing. But either way, yeah, I’m gonna jump on this train right away

msdos_Battlerace_1995 https://t.co/wLLdBE9V4Q

there's so much violence in the world... i'm putting a stop to it. by force if i have to

if aliens find my skeleton thousands of years from now they will know i served cunt, and that’s all that matters

imagine living your life based on hypothetical bone measurements taken by people who probably won’t even exist in the future. who cares lol

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trauma king

@viticci me for the next two weeks https://t.co/NKssl5REte