just me sending my mom 4$ on cashapp because i rented The Princess Diaries on amazon.

“you cant respond to every situation by saying ‘fuck it we ball” and doing a little run “ me: “fuck it, we ball” (does a little run)

Fuck this app #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/tqUwk6nJXS

"i am not a boss"--me in a reply to someone today lol

@NeoYokel Timmy … didn’t invite me !!!

@goblin_sorcerer i don’t I hope something good happens to you

quality meeting of Midwest Energies here in our Q&A with @miamarket about her new book SHE'S NICE THOUGH https://t.co/qXW4pe81QD

My phone needed another factory reset after receiving an update I'd been putting off... Par for the course with this one. Thankfully I didn't save any images on it that couldn't find again, and everything else is on the cloud...

I need the deadline discipline of the men who write me angry emails in the form of novellas

designed a new flag I'm open to criticism https://t.co/jqq41PaLVE

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Good call. I always forget Drafts can do this. https://t.co/OkPIYrRgaB

Gotta shout out @stroughtonsmith's Pastel app. Made some very cool iPhone 14 Pro wallpapers with two iconic @inputmag color schemes. They turned out great for my review https://t.co/CPfcdqsy6L https://t.co/jzvjQgWYeZ

Gift cards are slightly broken in iOS 16 😂 https://t.co/ZgouOzeCGF

Update: There is a broken power pole near Forum Shopping Center. Crews have been assigned. Please avoid the area.

ios 16's notification system is such a mess wtf

Lo mejor de iOS 16 es crear stickers en solo 2 segundos. No tengo dudas y SÍ estas pruebas. https://t.co/j1e7dUXBac

NO WAY LMFAO https://t.co/mEGVBiHyhN

It's just scanning... weird https://t.co/c2K4iHRaOs

@NeoYokel do you have an Apple Watch on watchOS 9? If so can you explain to me how to use the new compass app? LOL.

Excited for this headless game - it's pure API and the west coast massive.

Shroom Iconless - Chris Barnett https://t.co/k0ISZUw07O

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The way I see it. If a company feels threatened by their competitor, they usually use tactics like what Sammy did here. #Apple #iPhone #iOS16 https://t.co/ijmwZD2jet

Last year, I committed to bringing the Kinect back from the dead. This journey was too massive to put into a thread. So I recorded it into this tweet like a VCR. https://t.co/mrjYxrNWv6

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We'll be live in < 30 minutes for Discord members with a special Town Hall all about the #AppleEvent. See you on Dynamic Island in a bit: https://t.co/Iv6tWAuYyM https://t.co/JQVBIn6xdh

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iOS 16: The MacStories Review. Monday, September 12. #AppleEvent https://t.co/UET4Kq3JvW

I called my boss hun the other day when he cut his hand as a reflex and I wanted to die https://t.co/JQ5hAR1VB8