damn this whole social media thing is just anxiety projection huh

yo im an egyptian king how I'm tootin cummin

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Tendency to feel superior for finding out news before everyone else

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Is. Today. Even. Real. https://t.co/by5vXFvWC1

@NeoYokel Wow that’s cool! 😎

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msdos_SILENCER_shareware https://t.co/7qBfzVaDgh

I’m gonna miss u Australia https://t.co/EQp7eF3VYm

In 1920s theatrical slang, a FINALE-HOPPER was someone who sneaked into a show once tickets were no longer being checked.

Just got a call from Twitter, they basically said they're really scared of me and that they're letting me post anything I want from now on

gm. 🌳 https://t.co/gQ50J79FMH

@AliNadir_ @DalrympleWill @tweeter_anita https://t.co/rOhpHt0S13 Thanks for pointing ☝️ Riveted by @DalrympleWill - wonderful storytelling!

Absolutely gripped by the empire podcast by @DalrympleWill and @tweeter_anita - it’s a gripping narrative, told with great human detail by William d and brilliantly and astutely steered and commented on by anita a. Highly recommended

@NeoYokel Thank you

They should put a silver alert every time a guy over 65 buys a Corvette C8

@NeoYokel literally.

Since we're just all using social media for this shit, I'm gonna say it: JiDion's (@Jidion6) recent video about Twitch is nothing but a performative plot to get his channel back, and promote his own growth. He does not care about the issues projected in his video. https://t.co/dB6hDh7XCW

I need a car so badly... I will make it happen.

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A CAFFLER is a prevaricating excuse-maker.

Guy who pronounces the name of the band 911 as "nine eleven"

Interview time https://t.co/0UnBWHQY3s

views from the bathroom https://t.co/EQnAKX5kU8

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New from me: @Twitter is launching a test version of Spaces today that includes podcasts. https://t.co/JBrKTSUK3C