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Feels like the start of a gas stove on health.

Word of the Day: DEPUDORATE (v.) to make shameless

logging on twitter to be misinterpreted im only who you perceive me to be ♥

i am now another year older lol

In college, profs got so worked up about proper email formatting. Now I, a mid-career professional, communicate with my coworkers largely via increasingly unhinged Slack emojis.

Hey @NeoYokel I made some additions to the Text Replacements post. This time I added some of the Ulysses Syntax and the comment types. I hope you like it. And again, thanks for showing interest. https://t.co/dZmKrN7dtL

@NeoYokel Oh i specifically want a piece of shit so that i can't game on it and won't be gutted if it breaks

A byline that brings a big smile to my face. Excited for all @theinformation subscribers to hear from the great @mvpeers again! https://t.co/LjT8e6VMOX

i fucking hate new phones i dont want to upgrade fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want to keep my old phone for 50 years!!!!!!! Fuck off!!!!!!!!!!

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you can get thinkpads for like $100-200 apparently???? anyone trying to invest in kalibration???

Less likely to get pulled over by cops. https://t.co/yX8AxgVvJg

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Hating kids is ableism. Liking them is also ableism. Indifference? You guessed it: ableism

Well, after a rousing visit to the Museum of Transportation, I have dropped Nate off at Lambert and IndyCar Weekend in St. Louis has officially come to a close. Nothing like a Monday spent looking at trains. https://t.co/itW3GFAObs

I am the fucking genius of literary analysis

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my loyalty is always going to be to the Girls who have braved the hell of local diy organizing and play brilliant worldbuilding sets to 5-10 ppl on their phones in dilapidated basements for $50 and a few free white claws for the love of music. thats who i want to see win

@NeoYokel Great idea! Also… 46k lines 😳

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is it? https://t.co/PTGgmT22MQ

Please retweet and boost this baby if you like it….

@NeoYokel You're ahead of the curve my friend

love making jokes that are for, at best, three people total

Hey you remember that time they said if you put up your canopy we'll throw you out and then it rained? That's crazy https://t.co/KUYn7KlmjB

@NeoYokel A lot of it has been by minimalist obsessed people and Gen-X/Boomers who thought collecting DVDs and games were a waste of time and money

I'm waiting on an apology from everyone who's mocked me for collecting physical media the past 10 years

the elephant in Elephant (2003) directed by Gus Van Sant idk i haven’t seen the movie https://t.co/xhNIwfK7zR