Ohio sucks ass and should be divided into two states, Domhio and Subhio

join me at eye level https://t.co/QWlWAZ4dzH

can't stress enough that if you see someone walking down the highway in a yellow safety vest don't FUCKING HONK AT THEM

Monica is the best laptop reviewer since… I was a full-time laptop reviewer. This is the review to read. https://t.co/IGdCVd7bcH

i think beethoven just does weird stuff and people marvel at it.. its ok to just think of him as “weird” sometimes. he wrote a really slow ass piece!

Here is my review of the MacBook Pro with M2. It’s fast! It’s a new chip in what is now a very old chassis. https://t.co/C1nt5on3WX

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📝 I noticed some UX issues with the promotional banner on Dropbox's website, and came up with some ideas for a better user experience: https://t.co/vW0OBPgpM3

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LOL https://t.co/bpeRBHDElp

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A RARE MOMENT OF SWEETNESS.

Homosexual is how chicagoans say "home of sexual" or something Idk just woke up had to tweet you know how it is you gotta keep firing those tweets off

Today in Spelling Bee Outrage: EMBOLI EMBOLIZE BOLE

Oh, just me, scrolling endlessly through someone's Twitter feed bc I remember a Tweet of theirs I want to cite from months ago and Twitter search is absolutely abhorrent. OK THNX

A great usecase of my Craftcuts eXtension for @craftdocsapp - great work @iBanks_x3 🙌🏽 if you want to integrate Craft with Shortcuts head over to https://t.co/8A1BmRapQq and install the eXtension 😍 https://t.co/Gm1qosdNbV

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Welcome to Indiana. TrackForum still sucks.

I thought it was already redesigned recently? https://t.co/VKln5IPqQB

someone was asking to make sure tht i load up the new laptop with stickers so here it is... https://t.co/82O3Bt3QZZ

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Trying out a new joke:

plug named brandon got me spending too much on gas‼️

i shit like everyone else. i roll my sleeve up to wipe my ass

smoking on that gas no brandon‼️

world of war craft https://t.co/q5f07cHY7G https://t.co/nQGgoRHjAj

To STROWD is to sing tunelessly.