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https://twitter.com/ivy_hollivana/status/895768248209350657
https://twitter.com/isyallonline/status/895610129713946624
Jon Male on Twitter
Blame the literary bartenders https://t.co/bKq6PDL45g— Jon Male (@mrjaydeeem) August 10, 2017
The James Bond Martini Recipe
Also known as the Vesper (from Casino Royale).
Jon Male on Twitter
They are invisible to the naked eye except when magnified by the curvature of a martini glass 🍸— Jon Male (@mrjaydeeem) August 10, 2017
アキバ on Twitter
おはよう pic.twitter.com/2sub94PhXO— アキバ (@AKBDQN) August 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/blatalina/status/895539031420829696
https://twitter.com/evvandvvorak/status/895531332251537408
https://twitter.com/evvandvvorak/status/895530868197933058
Magic Realism Bot on Twitter
A scarecrow whispers to a gas station attendant: "I feel so apologetic."— Magic Realism Bot (@MagicRealismBot) August 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/sentreh/status/895515327500398592
https://twitter.com/TumblrSimulator/status/895489700017967104
jab frost 🔜 MAGFest on Twitter
Instead of kicking ppl from your discord server we now have the punch feature where an employee will personally punch the user in the face.— jab frost 🔜 MAGFest (@jab50yen) August 10, 2017
Shannon Clermont on Twitter
Having such good company with someone , you don't even check your phone— Shannon Clermont (@ShannonJessie) August 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/sentreh/status/895508975772352512
https://twitter.com/sentreh/status/895508423701221378
https://t.co/vTqxZILzN6
https://twitter.com/isyallonline/status/895412628750729217
samantha 🦷 on Twitter
Cathy ... no .... pic.twitter.com/Z31pJF6jUO— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017
samantha 🦷 on Twitter
Cathy ... no .... pic.twitter.com/Z31pJF6jUO— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017
samantha 🦷 on Twitter
dickdude pic.twitter.com/g580Dt0Vjl— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017
samantha 🦷 on Twitter
dickdude pic.twitter.com/g580Dt0Vjl— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017
samantha 🦷 on Twitter
The Dixie Chicks are back but this time they're fucking PISSED— samantha 🦷 (@goblin_sorcerer) August 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/danikaharrod/status/895363990360084480
yuuko from nichijou on Twitter
here it is. the most amazing scene in television history. this was written, filmed, edited and broadcast on actual televison. pic.twitter.com/Jm3wFazZXo— yuuko from nichijou (@headfallsoff) August 8, 2017
gary from teen mom on Twitter
ppl that get mad on twitter always got a bible quote in their bio and are holding a fish in their pic LMFAOOOO— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) August 10, 2017
Haggard Hawks 🦅 on Twitter
“A COCK-OF-THE-COMPANY is a man who associates with unpleasant people just so he can act as their leader.
(Dict of the Vulgar Tongue, 1785)”
https://twitter.com/hawthorn_jr/status/895417835673051136
https://t.co/rBzjLVASbH