You wanna get rid of me you're gonna have to kill me

*taps the sign, sobbing* https://t.co/WxWZbwD0VP

*dials harder* https://t.co/RqvIx0Fx4s

real estate agent? i’m a wrong estate agent

@raywongy @inversedotcom Scribe. You record yourself doing something and it turns that recording into a step by step tutorial that you can send to, say, your grandma. https://t.co/fzhzYO7Cvk

@raywongy @inversedotcom Pixel buds pro. Hands down best earbuds I've ever used!

There are other ways to be "The Best" beyond specs or price

@cosmepl they should have an option for "watched with a custom soundtrack"

whenever i open the letterboxed app to log the fact that i watched all 3 maze runner movies in a row the list of Top Movies makes me feel like something is corroding through my stomach. i dont understand the brain you must have to willingly choose to watch shit called Aftersun

"why is this business still operating at a massive loss after 10 years" Look. You seem like a sly old cat. Surely you've seen someone clipping coupons down at the bingo hall. This is the exact same thing. Just on a bigger scale. I swear bro. Just give me more money

🚨 new rocker alert 🚨 just came across a guy on tinder whose profile just says “bassboarding.” i immediately thought, what’s that but didn’t have to wonder too much because every photo features him skateboarding with a bass guitar in hand

"Loss leader" being canonized as a Real Business Thing kicks so much ass. The fucking rascal who sat down in front of a bunch of pissed-off old investors and said "Losing all this money is actually my plan to MAKE money" deserves to keep his nicest tie when he joins them in hell.

drinking one beer - you're in the clear drinking beers two - watch out... fool

Hi friends! I'm working on @inversedotcom's "Best tech of 2022" — these are the very best hardware, software, services released *this* year I've already got a list of 20-ish devices that made the cut, but I wanna consider more in case I missed something. Drop your picks and why!

https://t.co/EimEii41nX

five thousand people sent him a heart

abilities: - can stab self with a needle twice a week - decent ideas about media - crying really hard - beam attack

Literally like 3 or 4 more scenes left to write I'm going to puke (Positive connotation) I'm going to throw up (Positive connotation) I feel like I'm going to suddenly and mysteriously die at any second (Positive connotation)

"Silence, inflation." https://t.co/PBdxJXImEn

Saying God bless has become a sort of a vocal stim for me atm. My cat will meow at me and ill meow back like “meowmeowmeow! God bless!”

Making wise financial decisions

if mainstream tech journalists like kara swisher were more interested in analyzing power instead of chumming with tech CEOs and framing them as apolitical innovators, maybe less people would be surprised to learn that their tech heroes are actually fascists and bigots.

wish me luck on this environmental management final exam

GeoPandas is an open source project to make working with #geospatial data in #Python easier. @GeoPandas extends the datatypes used by pandas to allow spatial operations on geometric types. We want to highlight some things we love from their docs. 🤏 (small) 🧵 https://t.co/Hj82s6SDQP

This is what ousted him from power https://t.co/hL1T4aoUUI

me when i'm the only person on earth who likes the movie White Noise https://t.co/cGtkn51L4K

people on the east coast shouldn't be allowed to review video games.

https://t.co/Cm7IFaSRAh

:) tiny truck tuesday :) 1955 Datsun 120 https://t.co/eTfuYACRL2

@NeoYokel It's like if a hoodie was a Halloween costume!!