Roscoe POV: Lewis POV: https://t.co/eEgYySDQWr

I’m losing my fucking mind right now, like I’m sorry but this is genuinely the funniest thing anyone could possibly say in a resignation speech https://t.co/lP3nsmWSex

https://t.co/AMVutTi8Pz

an angel dies every time someone writes on god’s green earth that kant developed the doctrine of art for art’s sake

I'm having a bad morning. This instantly lifted my mood. A lot. https://t.co/Whq3DP1pVb

your Name is: your First Name + your Last Name

Linux people love just telling you some command lines to run as if they're going to work

Flat design is going to exist for another 10 years, if not eternity

Thinking of creating another twitter account

1981 Ardex S80 https://t.co/kgaKKg5CoA

More like legend of zelda breasts of the wild. or something. idk. just spitballing here. feel free to throw in your own ideas.

HEARTWARMING: hes in the woods again https://t.co/E3SRlsZqIe

this pissed me off https://t.co/Dx5Ah1nHjZ

boston is insane i absolutely love everyone ive ever met from there

https://t.co/6Q0AtL8GSB

no one: the Irish government: https://t.co/HDdTlswAXL

msdos_Boston_Bomb_Club_1991 https://t.co/FookNxQnra

My PR team has just informed me this is a lie. I am sorry about any confusion this has caused.

thank god https://t.co/wCInKtazwV

https://t.co/bKVExVT9IO

hi i’m cool according to @NeoYokel https://t.co/DIQTDfEZ6v

@NeoYokel this owns

@jaiyagill Wattpad

Cant wait to get over covid so i can smoke some fuckin zaza!

if your startup has dms it’s a dating app

@NeoYokel Vegas%

Speedrunners at their wedding be like "til death do us warp"

how the fuck did they get a video of me? https://t.co/ndppN70rKz

@NeoYokel oh i'm with you! a lot of people have taken that service to task, expecting it to be something that it never claimed it was trying to be, angry it isn't more than what it is. My problem is what I want is a publicly-owned twitter w/ the same scope, scale, and ease of accessibility

@NeoYokel it's like so close to getting it right. maybe i got my opinion colored incorrectly by using it in the earlier more fragmentary days when different instances just existed to fling shit at one another lol