i forgot im announcing the next ivy rave tomorrow oh boy oh boy

I remember when electric cars started taking off this old dude in the most expensive Tesla Model S at the time hopped a curb getting the pedals mixed up. Don't let grandpa buy that shit.

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meatwing / gouache 2018 https://t.co/pct26ZnbDW

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IF IT ISN'T OFFICIAL, IT HASN'T HAPPENED.

When someone calls you for help and you offer to help and they say "no thanks" https://t.co/nSsTFPut4L

if you get too excited about the recession it will get shy and go back in its hole

Nobody asked for Spec Pinata but God gave it to us anyway.

ME AT 14: holy shit this dude said god … ISNT real?!? ME AT 37: so yeah this is pretty much the baseline dialogue about any religion now https://t.co/wcjalYj3pT

Good morning from the Toe of the Boot. https://t.co/9pzQB2OLZy

airport bathroom fit check https://t.co/b50mOesKib

Perfect medium for Quotebacks: What is the inspiration for my book in the low-seven figures 👀.

Word of the Day: INTERDIGITATE (v.) to interlock the fingers

I can’t stop reading hookah as hooker with a nyc accent

i was the first nigga of all time

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@NeoYokel It's funny at least

if i still know you from 2013 you have the right to kill me

i always come back to u… https://t.co/VYusY7ltwM

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Poor Spirit Airlines PR guy https://t.co/dsqYOCle4F

How is DMing you guys gonna make the seats bigger lol https://t.co/6c9fxKJB1O

NFT guys and literally nobody else are popping off right now https://t.co/YughqiPnY3

what's he spinning https://t.co/jADCBbRog8

“Hm I’ve been experiencing this bug for weeks now, I should look into it.” The bug: https://t.co/mdAz9I84F6

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ＢＲＡＩＮＣＡＧＥ˟ https://t.co/BjqjW2oRCo

going live now! game starts just after 8pm EST! https://t.co/dxk5cWDmXf

Twitter video is garbage as usual