@NeoYokel this is their only gig https://t.co/ieZ30gOUGa

https://t.co/ruyboxQDSr

@NeoYokel ah yes, the prestigious texas philharmonic digital orchestra

There is nothing empowering about being a pet lmfao

there are way too many women on here dating men that don’t view them as human x_x

Has anyone ever put "Gay For Pussy" on a t-shirt?

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As I tweeted this I heard someone behind me say "man I'm never flying spirit ever again!" Lol

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People who educated themselves using Free/Stolen Shit Online is one of the pillars many industries currently rest on and by trying to dynamite that pillar they will cripple themselves in a way no amount of shoving unenthusiastic people through courses and classes will fix https://t.co/SdVqM7TxN2

Puss-E-Cheese

@NeoYokel wait, has this been confirmed? I know the rumor's been floating around for a while

Oh.. dear God. https://t.co/1JYsOxvKsN

@NeoYokel https://t.co/CTKsGTbYCh

World's richest man teases people with ideas that will never come to fruition to keep his name in the news. (He succeeds.)

Real talk. Let's absolutely destroy twitter. I want this site gone for good. No gods no masters no data no reversal

Syenite - Neil Green https://t.co/C7U5ViReTn

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@NeoYokel What a loser.

sometimes when you're eating food and realized its been poisoned it tastes sooo good that you just keep eating it anyways!

@gwc415 @NeoYokel

@hereliesthighs Don Dripper 💧

Everybody else's vape juice is sus. Lucky Strikes' … is bussin. https://t.co/aGDlkixzxK

Bring back the hovercraft pace car https://t.co/GDjaYWgQvu

alfalfa field and bluegrass plain catgut string and sorghum cane carving knife and turnip root nettle slipper on each foot

msdos_PowerChess_1989 https://t.co/nLRyPLiRGg

@NeoYokel #twitter2 #ios2 #opera #opera_gx #browser

I'm trying out Opera GX as my "Twitter browser."

@NeoYokel We are not bringing back montage parodies

i was so skinny How and why https://t.co/PsXrwdBxeG