If you get multiple Grammys you should have to pick one and give the rest back. Not taking questions at this time

Almost just tweeted this like it made sense. I should probably go to bed. https://t.co/t8ia12MR2p

my happy place is at the show :~) https://t.co/pGp4OORxwN

I had entirely forgotten that Apple charged iPod Touch owners $10 to update to iOS 2.0 and 3.0 because of accountants.

Gnomes are real.

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@mattbirchler you tease…

Crazy week, but the new desk is mostly set up and I’m getting quite happy with where it’s getting 😁 https://t.co/4kF5WTStYq

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saw bored ape hoodie irl. pain

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 have u guys ever seen this wtf https://t.co/COOyM0IXjZ

the mileage high school health textbooks have gotten out of this image is insane https://t.co/g7eiZMNAQh

@mmasnick @Twitter Time to subscribe to @TwitterBlue, boi. 😉 Or you can use @ThomasWang's #minimaltwitter: https://t.co/QvLVJ9016p

Hey @twitter, I get that Communities is the new hotness, but did you have to move "lists" (which some of us still use) into the secondary menu? Could you at least let us rearrange the menu?

@NeoYokel It made me happy.

@NeoYokel used your shortcut today to message back a spammer. May be my favorite shortcut ever.

All my friends are way smarter and cooler than me! It makes Me feel smarter and cooler to just be friends with my smart and cool friends!

I always tell myself to find an outfit that isn’t all black. I always fail https://t.co/tAtPUhNnIK

my upstairs neighbors must hate me, they keep stomping around and opening and closing their screen door

getting sad ON PURPOUSE

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To SUFFLAMINATE is to block something with an obstacle. To SUPERATE is to overcome an obstacle. To DEOPPILATE is to remove an obstacle.

this blow up ! while u are here follow me on twitch https://t.co/n1Ze2mmXRl

this guy does not watch anime https://t.co/OeK7H6HapD

@NeoYokel Correct, I didn't get it from you

Literally one minute apart. https://t.co/HW3HsOh6Eg

@NeoYokel I genuinely don't know anyone who is so willing to give up their time for the sake of the end user like you. I can't even aspire to that level of helpfulness in my day job and it's literally the #1 objective of what I do

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