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A NIDIFICE is a bird’s nest. A NIDARY is a place suitable for a nest. NIDIFICATION is the act of building a nest. Something that is INTRANIDAL is inside a nest. A NIDICOLE is a creature that lives in a nest. A NIDIFUGE is a bird that can leave the nest immediately after hatching. https://t.co/YGiAJQ8ITD

WHAT ARE THESE KNUCKLEHEADS GOIN….

If you were 1000 miles away I wouldn't say hey there Delilah, I'd sit my Plain White T down and listen

I love this gif so fucking much https://t.co/MBnSMqdb5k

Night racing 🌙 #B12hr https://t.co/bzYcFcQoOB

Green flag 🤩 For the first time in 834 days, we’re racing at Mount Panorama! #B12hr https://t.co/m5Y2Ob8nBD

The 2022 Intercontinental GT Challenge powered by Pirelli season opener, the Liqui Moly Bathurst 12 Hour at Mount Panorama Circuit, is officially underway behind the Safety Car. #IGTC #B12hr https://t.co/siZERxyY1k

Brilliant qualifying nets The Heart of Racing third in the IMSA GTD class at Mid-Ohio. After an inordinate amount of bad luck, we sense its time for Roman De Angelis and Maxime Martin to shine… #AstonMartin #Vantage #IMSA https://t.co/vTfLgUSrye

Due to the fog, the race will start behind the Safety Car. This is Reid Park right now, which is Turn 7 going up the mountain. #IGTC #B12hr https://t.co/GW7nKRvypC

hmm finished my work early but no one will answer the phone to tell me if anyone needs help, so im sitting in a parking lot sitting in a parking lot is like 35% of my job

"The leading revolutionaries of the future will be found in GTA Online lobbies" - Vladimir Lenin

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"The leading revolutionaries of the future will be found in GTA Online lobbies" - Vladimir Lenin

Here's the correct EDITORIAL ENGINEER link. Maybe this was a test. Let's call it a test. https://t.co/An5hoALbpv

@reckless which of these gigs would fit an eleven-year english/history teacher with a background in creative writing who loves tech and is looking to try on a new career but has never worked in journalism? 🥺

Always fun to go super deep on our products on The Vergecast. Chatted with @reckless and @pierce about AI advancements, our growing Pixel portfolio, AR + more! https://t.co/5klxnFr6IY

Me: *whistling at urinal* *Guy enters* Me: *whistling “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” by The Police so he’ll subliminally pick a urinal further away* Guy: *to same tune* I want my MTV!!! 😫 *stepping closer* great song 🙂 *closer* love da chili peppers👁👄👁 *peeing in my urinal*

accidentally causing the next high-profile mass murder event by showing a death grips fan a piece of paper with like six numbers on it

Starting drivers for the 2022 @Bathurst12hour: #74 @KelvinvdLinde #777 @m_winkelhock #9 @LeeHoldsworth #17 @NickPercat #24 @cameron_waters #47 @Dave_Russell_22 #65 @chazmozzie #PerformanceIsAnAttitude #GT3 #B12hr https://t.co/jRwgiQ3dUx

It’s a real shame to be missing the @Bathurst12hour this year 🥺 First #B12hr I’ve missed since 2014… It holds a very special place in my heart & hope to be back on home soil in a @PorscheRaces car again next year 💛 Good luck to @GroveRacing! #TeamPorsche https://t.co/AtzMUvfYad

It’s a real shame to be missing the @Bathurst12hour this year 🥺 First #B12hr I’ve missed since 2014… It holds a very special place in my heart & hope to be back on home soil in a @PorscheRaces car again next year 💛 Good luck to @GroveRacing! #TeamPorsche https://t.co/AtzMUvfYad

Starting drivers for the 2022 @Bathurst12hour: #74 @KelvinvdLinde #777 @m_winkelhock #9 @LeeHoldsworth #17 @NickPercat #24 @cameron_waters #47 @Dave_Russell_22 #65 @chazmozzie #PerformanceIsAnAttitude #GT3 #B12hr https://t.co/jRwgiQ3dUx

accidentally causing the next high-profile mass murder event by showing a death grips fan a piece of paper with like six numbers on it

Me: *whistling at urinal* *Guy enters* Me: *whistling “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” by The Police so he’ll subliminally pick a urinal further away* Guy: *to same tune* I want my MTV!!! 😫 *stepping closer* great song 🙂 *closer* love da chili peppers👁👄👁 *peeing in my urinal*

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me waking up in the morning https://t.co/6HUmTVLZIq