the tool is neofetch multiple machines, configured to show the result of a cli tool i wrote that outputs Pokémon sprites into images/xterm code https://t.co/BZz9ksZX2b

Madoka Magica parody of an LMFAO song: Everyday I'm Suffering

i love Oakland because i can walk around and say things like “oh , that’s the cemetery where a girl ate me out that one time”

- with and.

I’m feeling this new Overcast design https://t.co/jwB6PupSlx

Congratulations to all the winners of the 2021 Awards for Excellence in Health Care Journalism! https://t.co/ZMl69jLnYy

Kid was practicing for a spelling quiz on a napkin this morning and inadvertently wrote a great twitter bio https://t.co/6ta5BjAdaM

i dont believe in astrology but damn im a capricorn fr

i’ve finally woken up at a normal time… epic W

world's ending in five minutes, which group dm do you post a "world's ending in five minutes" meme to? those are your true friends, invest in them now.

LOL the last time i express myself in creative writing was in late 2019... this is like an earthquake popping out. i will try my best

good morning. i started writing poetry yesterday and my discord server is already a mess

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Another day, another dollar https://t.co/ywGJaUlznL

Entering my pod and leaving a three star Yelp review for the bug I just ate. “Fair but not daring” I say, eating another bug in my cozy pod.

They need to bring back Jet Set Radio

I thought jet set radio was a band

kirb https://t.co/WUDIVORwXr

i will not be updating twitter on my mobile device

One of the most bizarre things in Washington is rich conservative lobbyists, legislators, and policymakers complaining about “elites” constantly. That’s… that’s you, buddy. You’re the elites.

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gm it’s Friday!!! https://t.co/4O6XUBksoI

Hi-Fi - TTourte https://t.co/D3Epomh2M5

There are 403 septillion different combinations of the 26 letters of the alphabet. If you were to write one out every minute, you’d still only be 0.000000002% of the way through them all—even if you had started writing at the dawn of the universe, 14 billion years ago. https://t.co/5xHJvGAGRk

Nobilis - https://t.co/UnNap2AVrT https://t.co/ymiVZnfEwd

*Tells my mom I hiked 2 miles/1043 feet/4500 steps up Koko Crater Railway Trailhead* My mom: https://t.co/ksRC75JKdf

The HOT-HAND FALLACY is the misguided belief that someone who has succeeded at a random game now has a better chance of succeeding again than someone else.

Crying in public

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i love bitches with a touch of whimsy …