What the Hell Is Going On With This 1970 iPhone Bug?

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If you can't send an email with iOS 11 and an Outlook.com or Exchange mail account - Apple Support
Use Reminders on your iPhone, iPad or iPod touch
iPhone DST bug causing alarms to fail across Europe (updated)
Apple to fix iPhone DST alarm bug
Apple confirms iOS 5 bugs causing battery drain, promises a fix 'in a few weeks'
Thanks to iOS 5, some users lose WiFi connectivity
PSA: iPhone alarm clock not working again? Time to update
Poll: Have you noticed battery improvements after updating to iOS 5.0.1?
PSA: iPhone alarms not working come New Year's Day 2011
Apple Concedes Its Errors in Maps Application; Asserts 'Working Hard' To Improve Experience; Expert Rules Out Google Maps App For iOS 6
iOS 4.3.1 Patch Imperative - Battery Drain, Alarm Clock Bug, Safari Hole - Softpedia
Apple admits iPhone 5 Maps app needs fixing
Apple - A letter from Tim Cook on Maps
Apple Rolls Out iOS 6.1.1 to Fix iPhone 4S Bugs
Use Do Not Disturb on your iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch
Ask Ars: Why will Apple's Do Not Disturb bug fix itself next week?
Microsoft suggests throttling or blocking iOS 6.1 devices after bug slows down Exchange servers
iOS passcode bug slated to be fixed in iOS 6.1.3βfor real this time
Rapid growth in transaction logs, CPU use, and memory consumption in Exchange Server 2010 when a user syncs a mailbox by using an iOS 6.1-based device
Apple says it's working on fix for iOS 7 lockscreen bypass flaw
Audio echo bug plagues iPhone 4S owners during voice calls
Wi-Fi Connectivity Problems with iOS 5 Update
Apple promises to fix 'home screen crash' iPhone bug
Fix Touch ID iOS 8.3 Bugs - iOS Tips and Tricks
Bug forces Apple to delay launch of HealthKit fitness apps
Touch ID Fails In App Store With Apples Recent iOS 8.3 Release
Apple updating its Maps with user corrections every day at 3 am Easter
Beware this 'fix' for nasty iOS 9 Game Center bug | Cult of Mac
iMessage bug can bork the Apple Watch, Macs and iPads too