“I'm doing a quick unboxing of the APPLESAUCE FDC on https://t.co/FRpZ4W0MW7”

“I am sorting some very special data and videotapes live on stream. Also answering questions if people have them. https://t.co/FRpZ4W0MW7”

“@NeoYokel This feels like the opposite of a death threat”

“As a matter of professional courtesy, please address all direct death threats to me at jason@textfiles.com instead of making my very busy and excellent co-workers concerned. Thanks.”

“"I'll be at home" implies you are hiring a truck-based assassin and I think we all know the top suspect in that case. https://t.co/7snIzFMzym”

“"I'll be at home" implies you are hiring a truck-based assassin and I think we all know the top suspect in that case. https://t.co/7snIzFMzym”