Twitter

https://t.co/w9eOWUEHEu

misinformation is way cooler than information

me and the boy i pulled by being insane on twitter (pegging him) https://t.co/s6RDny63Fe

(i wont teach you how to use cdj’s tho)

God Pandoc is amazing.

this is the funniest thing this account has ever done https://t.co/fgqItJ8mmN

We all agree minimalism and perfection are morally wrong and I've been sick looking at these rectangles so I freehanded some better ones in MS Paint. thank god https://t.co/5eTF29hQsu

should i make it real https://t.co/ozgSY6SO7i

@NeoYokel @ConanOBrien @joshuatopolsky @jimmyfallon I’m still game.

@NeoYokel this tweet is crazy

is that fucking windows xp with a skin https://t.co/oKvfuV6LSL

Beautiful haircut mister Bond https://t.co/ruPjlwUVhw

The Sony product placement is so over the top https://t.co/Cr1rxrD88i

I feel so fucking old watching Casino Royale, it predates smartphones so Bond has a shite Sony Ericsson phone https://t.co/UNECxUn6pA

I specifically do not want to work fucking retail again but I desperately need money. Pain in the ass. Of course I finally get a bite when I lower my standards, oh well. may as well treat it as a staunching measure.

I got my first job interview after like 4 months of applications but it's at a fucking grocery store, it's Aldi though and the commute would be easy. Ugh

pretending to eat my cats feet making him so angry he slaps a claw into my open wet eyeball

The #iconic #SAAB 92 from 1948 Most of its designers didn't have a #driving licence & couldn't drive #1940s https://t.co/JOArfxHFOx

https://t.co/EhabP0AfQU

Insane. My Dad bought a PC in 1995 for $2,465 (give or take). Adjusting for inflation, that's almost 2x now. Adjusting for PC specs... that's uh idk but unusable today lol

Pleased to see my hometown mentioned in the pages of the New Yorker magazine this week* *in conjunction w a horrific spate of murders

Every time I refresh twitter I get put back on the Bane timeline, fuck this shitty site https://t.co/v8lKcheZ8R

sighing so loud the whole bar looks at me

just remembered john lennon is dead. so grateful

Whiteboard-chan today. https://t.co/ME9IW3NXKQ https://t.co/LSoi2pVW8b

created a bumble account; interesting to see people who told me “oh I’m not really looking for anything right now,” having recently updated profiles 🙄 how about some honesty - it’s not that hard to say “I’m not interested in you” 🪦

my brother saying he’s gonna kill himself by eating the couch

look whos on the front page for women on bandcamp https://t.co/UUzPwBuvgb https://t.co/mFOZy26PP9

TweetDeck? Was a third-party client also, it got rewritten from scratch post-acquisition in 2011 but like, Twitter would have been NOTHING without the 3rd party devs who kickstarted so many aspects of it. No respect for what came before them, in classic Musk fashion.

Hell, the official iOS Twitter app is *still* called "Tweetie2" in the code. Tweetie was one of the best 3rd party clients and it invented pull to refresh. Twitter acquired it and for what? To treat devs like dirty laundry? So classless and cowardly.