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what the fuck are you looking at... just leave me along... https://t.co/mXdP17vdZZ

attracting 30yo women to my profile like ants by tweeting "panic! at the library"

just such a deeply true series of sentences. whoever this person is, i hope he's doing well out there.

物の哀れ🌸 📸 = @meaganrosae https://t.co/0XK6Fow6qb

when people ask me about my creative process i send them this clip https://t.co/41xiAAAVlF

Everytime I hear screaming in my office it's either someone getting brutally murdered or one of our co-workers is just doing a voice audition

Just focus on rhythm and groove.

i think lying is bad and do my best not to do so, however "you can just say stuff" is a core philosophy of mine

food really hits different when youre hungry

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@viticci Oh let me see… Runestone - simply amazing new text editor Tripsy - trip planner with continued, amazing updates Compass GPS Tracker Map - beautiful compass app

Let's get a little 🧵 going: What's a new/recent app or app update you *really* like? Will highlight the most interesting ones! ✨

new tech just dropped: you can now turn the game off and cultivate enriching hobbies instead of mindlessly consuming content and waiting for life to happen.

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I passed a dozen Twitter years yesterday and the only thing I frequently come back to is that we all had a chance to leave after we figured out horse_ebooks was a scam and didn't

oppa wholesome style… oppa some wholemeal

This lady on Google Reviews was way too mean to her nephew https://t.co/MlFZoFRTMa

not even joking bro https://t.co/0OchAHbWyA

One of these dudes turns into a Silicon Graphics workstation that's so badass

this watched pot will boil https://t.co/xSVpVkg8Zb

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need some good luck on this 100 question biology final exam lol I'll be free for the entire summer after this

"Tuscan Garden" is such a funny brand name. like yeah you know olive garden? Well, we're not them..... whats up though how you doin though

What’s worse than being laid off? Being laid off by a dude who calls you part of the “fameo” https://t.co/umBwEjszm0

New mixtape is bars https://t.co/Cn0H7ZUGde

Hey. *aggressively grabs your shoulder, stern eye contact* Your Prostate Is The Size Of A Lemon

cameo fameo https://t.co/HblMoCgcab

All car batteries end up in the ocean one way or another

if you think you don’t know someone who’s had an abortion, i promise you you’re wrong

Gilded Rubies - Eugene Jones https://t.co/2zPrRLKUIp