Twitter

i don’t have any insight into the things i think i have a fondness for. i don’t have any degree of expertise on any subject. i am moving my hand along the surface just to feel the texture. i am taking my time.

before i do squats i like to really sit on a piece of metal and stop all the blood flow to my legs

setting up a sign up list to build a database of everyone who wants to be on it, basically a way that everyone can reach each other outside of this place. take this link and share it as far and wide as you want. lmk if u wanna help build. https://t.co/CIodBWIIDw

#dimspirations https://t.co/vFnSV7Wroq https://t.co/ftxkgm10fF

@NeoYokel yo while i have you here message me the login info for the shitpost office instagram please lmao

@NeoYokel i try to deliver 😇

i was sad i had to get of ft with oomf til i remembered i had to shit so really it was perfect timing god works in mysterious ways

what if twitter never needed anyone running it anyways and everything just keeps going like normal ?

Okay, Twitter is still online. But now you have to print out your five best tweets over the last six months and explain to Elon why they’re funny before 2 p.m. or you get kicked off the site.

Lil update to the redesign: we scooted the "must reads" top 5 stories breaker into the hero and renamed it "top stories", the storystream now starts below. Big ideas for how we can play with this on mobile https://t.co/HjICgvPaGC

Yeah https://t.co/cPgZfeZoUf

twitter has died, ALLELUIA... twitter is risen, ALLELUIA... happy feast of the temples of st. peter and st. paul btw

twitter is not dying, i am enjoying the retrospectives though

MUSK: I fired all your friends, now work harder, peasants! I have payday loans coming due EMPLOYEES: Fuck you! EVERYONE: we're going to Mastodon ************* this strikes me as a model that can be exported to other contexts

McGeek - Tamara Manik-Perlman https://t.co/cX7WH2CNfj

https://t.co/haaE3Kuohs Originally uploaded in: 28 Nov, 2005 https://t.co/24xnJGtk1A

quit Facebook tho https://t.co/wOZR9CTk3F

@NeoYokel @fenix_app @theSpringApp @AviaryTheApp @tweetbot Working on it...

pre-elon twitter: pls free me from this hellsite post-elon twitter: Everyday with you all has been a gift. I owe my career, my friendships, and my marriage to this community. I’ve fostered compassion and activism each and everyday with you all, fighting the good fight (1/40)

The Biometric Information Privacy Act is one of the few really really good things about living in Illinois. Like if you've ever used a face morph filter on Snapchat or Instagram they have to send you money. Get fucked dude!!!

thinking back to the time i misremembered Stuart Little https://t.co/RYc4MWNxGJ

@0kbps bring back myspace

bring back google plus

@NeoYokel I stopped drinking gin after the year my backyard was an official wiffle ball stadium named "Tanqueray Yards" for ................... reasons.

I have the urge to drink Red Bull and vodka tonight so I know something ain't right.

twitter has given me invaluable experiences with artists i would otherwise never talk to, and they would otherwise never find my work. if this does go down, i'm @ soaroz everywhere and i will be updating my website with my portfolio and all links to my socials

I guess it must be illegal to link to Mastodon otherwise he wouldn’t have blocked it, right? Right…

I find it very funny that I’ve been able to say literally anything I wanted and link to anything on Twitter for 15 years, but Elon takes over and I’m blocked nearly immediately. I knew he was a jerk but I didn’t think he was a coward too 🤷🏻‍♂️

My dudes… https://t.co/OIpWMr1V7U

It's not every day an All Things Considered host stops by our journalism school, and it's even rarer for them to be alums of our very own public radio station. Great conversation so far! https://t.co/gR2Dl9zrZL