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New school year, new hub for professional learning… Introducing the #AppleEduCommunity. 🎉 Find ideas and resources, connect and share with educators that inspire you, and make learning more meaningful for all your students.

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Absolutely gripped by the empire podcast by @DalrympleWill and @tweeter_anita - it’s a gripping narrative, told with great human detail by William d and brilliantly and astutely steered and commented on by anita a. Highly recommended

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