I know I’m going to get some hate for this but I have to be honest. I love the noises doors make when you open them. If I open a door and it’s silent I feel fucking cheated

Reddit always knows how to put its best foot forward. Lead with the good stuff https://t.co/xDQI52bLVR

Frankie Muniz was a fucking creep in that movie, he just keeps fucking up Hillary Duffs life in increasingly humiliating ways for the both of them and then at the end of the movie she's just like "Wow I love you because you beat the bad guy." Suddenly I started seeing patterns...

Found my letterboxd account after leaving it some 5 years dormant and realized that the turning point in my life was rewatching Agent Cody Banks as an adult for a drunken goof and suddenly understanding just how fucked up the 00s really were

All of my dreams in one photo https://t.co/AKRpIpQex9

The first option is supposed to be 5'6", but if you think I am 5/6 of an inch tall, you should also pick the first option

*speaking hurriedly into a cell phone* That’s right, sir. The ambient works? They’ve been selected.

The thing about always coming back to the music I liked as a teenager is that all the music I liked as a teenager kicks so much ass forever

in celebration of #tinytrucktuesday, have a Citroen https://t.co/8B9aS0Nmql

GET HYPED https://t.co/OZTGJfjsXZ

19 more days tell Hanukkah 🕎

This Giving Tuesday, let’s “give it up”for the 600 ppl on the Forbes 30 under 30 list

On the enduring nature of PDFs via @noahchestnut https://t.co/sVLVomCiLi

The omission of "of" in LRT is what makes it worthwhile and memorable...

@t4m4gothic like at the end of drive me crazy when sabrina the teenage witch is kissing the dude from entourage so hard that there are physical shockwaves traveling across their faces

https://t.co/d9WDr0GrmS

Pink Tiger 0.1 - Nori https://t.co/2MvsJvnAlG

Ohhhh how I loathe to admit this 2:45 pm espresso was indeed a good call...

pokemon shouldn't have voice acting because Nintendo only accepts vocal performances that make me cringe

rural america

petitioning Forbes to double the number of ppl on the 30 under 30 list. they must do 1200

https://t.co/VknoPT89hv

30 people....you know, as in 600 people

super baby method

haha it's the big day https://t.co/TfMY3Ezgag

Don't even get my started on Clips

hey do you like podcasts

When it’s my day off and my bf comes home from work early 🤭 truly one of the best feelings

“nothing goes in your butthole on accident” - the literal owner of my place of business

Absolutely no way I'm handing out my SSN to any shipping company/customs to receive any review unit to test That's absurd. Find another way.